Douchtard

Bryce Morrison, a wanna be douchbag, who is retarded

Person1: is that guys speaking another language
Person2: no he’s just a douchtard

by bmorr June 17, 2018

douchetenation wedding

A wedding held in a foreign location by 2 selfish douchebags who expect their friends to either pay the travel costs and everything else included in being a guest/participant, or miss the wedding.

Kylie and Josh are having a douchetenation wedding in Greece, but I actually have to pay rent/car payment/eat, so I can’t make it...their Insta feeds will look good though🙄

by Princess Kiki June 29, 2018

Douchichi

Douche bags that are also ultra fancy.

The Hamptons are way too Douchichi for me to visit in the summer.

by ManoftheSpring July 2, 2018

DoucheTitty

DoucheTitty is a man who constantly spends his free hours on iFunny to try and get coochie. He claims he is hilarious, but in fact, he uses old memes for a cheap laugh. He has an undeclared love for ecoochie, but swears he’s against it. Also Nutalie has a huge crush on him

A: Did you see DoucheTitty?
B: Yeah he’s such a cancer and not hilarious man.

by ummmmmmmmsure February 2, 2019

douchetted

an employee taking advantage of an employer continually

We were douchetted

by AProprietor November 23, 2020

douchetaxi

When a bare bottom sits on a heavily bodily fluid soiled New York City taxi

“I think I have to go grab plan b and get tested. I was wasted and got douchetaxied last night.”

by Thisislife December 13, 2020

douchetard

someone that is a douche bag and a retard at the same time.

"kai is a HUGE douchetard" says Kevin "Hell yeah" says jenkins.

by Da one piece boss February 23, 2021