The ever so helpless, obnoxious, and autistic Russian Nimby, Cock Sucking Bitch Boy, formerly from St. Petersburg and now, oh so inconveniently living in Columbia, MO ruining everyone's well-being, safety, and health. This is due to his incompetent sense of using cool and dangerous toys, a big-ass truck, and the liquid motivation of Fireball Whiskey and other various forms of alcohol, accompanied by his wild Russian dumbass nature and a bit (LOT) rough and rowdy decisions.
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by Konstantin's mom. May 6, 2014
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It is also collectively known that although the term originated in the 1960s, Thomas Edison is credited with being the first and original douche.
It is also collectively known that although the term originated in the 1960s, Thomas Edison is credited with being the first and original douche.
Rad-Ron: My favourite scientist is definitely Nikola Tesla.
Lame-Larry: No, Thomas Edison is the coolest duh.
Rad-Ron: Oh come on! Edison was like the biggest douche ever!
Lame-Larry: Oh no, your incredible argument and all over handsomeness has blown me out of the water, into the the water again, and then out of the water yet another time. You win. Even I have to admit that alleged scientist Thomas Edison was a douchebag.
Lame-Larry: No, Thomas Edison is the coolest duh.
Rad-Ron: Oh come on! Edison was like the biggest douche ever!
Lame-Larry: Oh no, your incredible argument and all over handsomeness has blown me out of the water, into the the water again, and then out of the water yet another time. You win. Even I have to admit that alleged scientist Thomas Edison was a douchebag.
by Teenage Starlord February 8, 2015
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a small syringe for douching the vagina, especially as a contraceptive measure.
2.
INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN
an obnoxious or contemptible person (typically used of a man).
3. English definitive.
A young an adrimable attractive young man named Alex.
a small syringe for douching the vagina, especially as a contraceptive measure.
2.
INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN
an obnoxious or contemptible person (typically used of a man).
3. English definitive.
A young an adrimable attractive young man named Alex.
by CrankyOldFart October 25, 2018
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I hate your face douchebag
by Dingleberry May 19, 2016
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by Urban Defin3r June 4, 2011
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one who attempts to start moshpits where music does not call for one.
one who punches and kicks in a mosh pit
in short- one who attempt harm those around him rather than share the enjoyment of the souroundings
one who attempts to start moshpits where music does not call for one.
one who punches and kicks in a mosh pit
in short- one who attempt harm those around him rather than share the enjoyment of the souroundings
by nightcrawler March 11, 2005
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