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Doofer

A person who is on welfare or the dole, but is actually quite capable of finding work. He will often fake an injury or illness to substantiate his claim that he is unable to find a job or perform work if a job should be found for him. He finds it more convenient and easy to live on the dole.
What a doofer! He sits around all week watching Emmerdale, and only goes out once a week to collect his dole.
by John Ebinger November 15, 2003
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dooten

I did some heavy dooten after eatin that chili
by albee Al-bee October 17, 2003
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off tah fulfill ma dootey
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dontera

nice girl wit some big ol boobs.somebody dat i woulda hollad at
by jamal March 17, 2003
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doite

How to describe something cute;and or small
Toy Australian shepherd 's can be referred to as doites or doite doites!
by Lit af🔥🔥🔥 March 29, 2017
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Scooby-Dooed

To be brainwashed as a child by mass media which lead to cognitive disorders as an adult.

Referring to the popular cartoon in the early nineties where a bunch of adolecence investigated mysterys.. where they were confronted with lots of evidence of various supernatural events, however, the geeky intelligent one would always loose her glasses, failing to see this evidence and at the end it always turned out to be some evil person in a mask trying to fool people.. no matter the evidence to the contrary.

Clearly designed to reduce critical thinking as well as spiritual beliefs in children, many people still suffer as adults today.
Dude it just levitated in front of you and you still don't believe? Man you've been scooby-dooed, I pitty your kids.
by Rilighan March 30, 2020
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floober doober

Floober doober: a word used to describe a Dutch man with a spikey cucumber up his ass that has a sexual relationship with Hitler.
David: hey Ernest
Ernest: what
David: did you see that floober doober
Ernest: depends was his name toddy?

David: YES!
Ernests: then I saw him
by Stinky Hitler fart June 11, 2022
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