Barney is a large purple dinosaur who loves kids so much, he gives them tons and tons of hugs and kisses.
Parents start to get a bit suspicious about him as the series goes on. In fact, most
parents are starting to think that Barney is a pedophile. Actresses such as Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato appeared in his abomination show.
Parents believe that this is how he gets it on with little kids...
1. He gives them lots of candy
2. He lures them to his house (or wherever he lives)
3. He grabs them by their arms to his bedroom
4. He tells them something, like "Hey, (insert
name here) I've got a present for you, but it'
s under my suit, so you need to fish it out"
So, the moral here is... if Barney is a pedophile, AVOID HIM PLEASE!!
Me: Hey, honey. You think Sarah should be watching
Barney The Dinosaur?
Wife: Yes. Why? Is there something wrong?
Me:
Yeah, I think he's a pedophile
Wife: Ohh, that would explain why he loves-on kids quite a
bit