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Zach in denial

When Zachary emmanuel is in denial that he cant find a girlfriend
Zach in denial of not contemplating suicide
by Achimod45 February 16, 2014
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Holland Denial Syndrome

A roommate who sleeps with every woman he possibly can, including 30 year old ex wives(which have 2 kids), too total up the amount of people slept with above the 30 mark. He then denies the fact that he could have an STD and refuses to get tested for it. Thus making all of his other roommates wash there hands in an over excessive manner to avoid any kind of contact.
Andrew: “So Holland, how many women have you been with?”
Holland: “Don’t worry about it?”
Andrew: “Don’t you worry about getting an STD?”
Holland: “Don’t worry about it?”

The next day…..

Holland: “Hey Andrew, guess what girl I banged last night?”
Andrew: “I don’t know, who?”
Holland: “Another 30 year old I met at the bar!”

P.S. Symptoms of the Holland Denial Syndrome might include partial baldness at a young age……..
by Matt Spangler January 25, 2008
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dental sex

the act of oral sex that is quite fierce and some times may result in having to see the dentist.
Last night we had dental sex and now my jaw does not close right.
by ToastEater13 July 4, 2010
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Vegan Denial

When a vegan believes disgusting food taste good because:

1. He or she has been vegan so long, he or she forgets what good food tastes like.
2. He or she is so passionately devoted to veganism that psychologically vegan substitutes must taste good.

Note: Not all vegan food is bad and not all vegans are in vegan denial.
How can anyone buy those vegan cupcakes? They taste like chalk.

Vegan Denial.

Or

I made these vegan fish tacos. They are good, not vegan denial good.
by A vegetarian June 12, 2008
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mutual denial

A term to describe a situation where a person or group knows someone or another group knows they do something but pretend they don't and if it comes up everyone denies it.
Person A: "Yeah by parents know I drink, and they know I know they know, but we all pretend we I don't."

Person B: "Mutual Denial"

Person A: "yeah, 'Mutual Denial'"

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I know you know I do it but we are going to pretend we don't and if it comes up we deny it.
by Anti-Liberal1026 January 29, 2010
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dental floss

when a girl wheres a thong to scrape off the excess poo from her anus after she took a dump!
"ew! look at that girl! she's wearing dental floss! i guess she doesn't like to wipe or is too lazy to"
by Jessika May Burgess April 12, 2008
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Furries in Denial

Everyone who goes to furry or otherkin websites and denies that they go there or are a furry. They should just go kill themselves and make the our mundane world a better place that is furry free.
Furries in denial are everywhere on werelist and gamefaqs messageboards.
by Mundane Shawn March 13, 2005
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