Cump

a cuck and a simp

"Dude, (insert name) is such a fuckin' cump bro."

by Smonk1 February 3, 2020

clumped

The result of a errant facial where semem beads are stuck in the girls hair creating a clump.

I was going for a money shot but I guess my aim must have been off, boy did that girl get clumped.

by Brendan C., Jeffrey S. May 17, 2007

Cump

The act of accidently deficating on your lover whilst ejaculating.

I was about to ejaculate on Susan's stomach but instead I cumped on her.

by Jake Plisken February 3, 2010

clump

The act of clinging and humping at the same time.

When I see Maxi, I'm going to clump him

by Anonymous July 29, 2003

clumpture

1) A group of the same or similar elements gathered or occurring closely together; a bunch.

2) A word which instigates ridicule by friends.

1) A clumpture of stars in the Milky Way galaxy.

2) Cluumpture?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

by Eric Ling June 10, 2007

Cumpickle

Noun- a douche bag that masturbates so frequently he constantly wreaks of ejaculate.

adj.- jackass, douche bag, COMPLETE ASSHOLE.

ex girlfriend's bff- "girl your ex is such a fuckin cumpickle!"

by fuckyou,s.gio June 1, 2011

cumphoria

The feeling of utter bliss after orgasm - when your body has experienced so much pleasure that it doesn't want to even be touched.

I am in complete cumphoria!!!

by Belfast Child April 19, 2016