A noun used to reference a very attractive granola guy. They are most often found in states like Colorado, generally in the mountains, at co-ops, or canvassing for the Green Party. A Crunchy Granola Bar is a vegetarian, if not a vegan, and usually buys from local organic farmers.
Beth: "Have you met Kasey's new boyfriend Brandon?"
Heidi: "Oh that Crunchy Granola Bar? I heard he just moved here from Denver."
Heidi: "Oh that Crunchy Granola Bar? I heard he just moved here from Denver."
by deltacircle August 2, 2010
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1 partying
2 pushing people around and getting wild and crazy in the club
3 getting high
4 getting drunk
5 dancing/rapping/etc. to a wild beat like Lil' Jon or Three 6 Mafia
1 partying
2 pushing people around and getting wild and crazy in the club
3 getting high
4 getting drunk
5 dancing/rapping/etc. to a wild beat like Lil' Jon or Three 6 Mafia
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