Spartan Creampie

When a man ejaculates inside a woman without her wanting to. The woman, in a mad rage of impregnated anger, rushes up to the man to attempt to argue with him. However, the man does not wish to argue. Instead, he Sparta kicks the woman, either in the breasts or the stomach, so that she flies backwards and accepts her own defeat.

Johnny: “Did you here about Tony last night?”
Jordi: “No, why?”
Johnny: “He Spartan Creampie(d) the girl from the bar, sent her flying back onto the bed.”

by LilPumpTouchedMe August 6, 2018

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double decker oatmeal creampie

A three-way with two Amish women resulting in filling their insides.

Hey man. You wouldn't believe last night after the party. I had a double decker oatmeal creampie and it was amazing.

by Misterkirito07 November 15, 2017

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Devil's Creampie

When a tranny cums in a guys ass while he cums in a girls ass

Hannah is so kinky. I heard she likes Devil's creampies.

by anonymous December 4, 2020

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Key Lime Creampie

When you're bangin Taylor's mom missionary style and squirt lime juice in her eyes just before cumming inside her

Bro I totally gave Taylor's mom a Key Lime Creampie last night... She never saw it coming

by MomSlayer January 25, 2021

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Creamed Corn

1. Chunky semen, usually a consequence of masturbating at anime.
2. A tasty snack that is often found at your local supermarket.
3. When you add 1+2.

1. Today the doctor took a sample of my creamed corn.
2. Honey, will you please get some creamed corn from WalMart?
3. The answer to this equation is creamed corn.

by THICCsnapper May 30, 2018