cream catcher

(noun) A vagina; a sperm reciprocal.
*This noun is the fleshy equivalent to a dream catcher.

I narrowly escaped nutting in her cream catcher.

"Yes", replied Timothy, "you can still get a snowball from a cream catcher."

by elegantmaskwithafeather October 16, 2008

whipped cream

When you put whipped cream on ya man penis, and then slurp it off like you would a sundae, on a Sunday afternoon.

"When you ask for it plain and she give it to you with whipped cream"
-MC Ess

by mcbirdlethagunnah July 6, 2018

Lmao Cream

Lmao cream is a substance which is used to make people laugh, more than when flying in a roflcopter. It must be used twice daily in order for the effects to be seen.

A fucktard: I'm really upset today
Man: Stop being such a fucktard and use some Lmao Cream

by FrankistathaMista! January 20, 2009

Whipped cream

a substance that can get you what you want when you want

Use your imagination

by cyndy February 21, 2003

Orange cream

When you are fucking a girl up the ass and you cum, leave your dick in there and then pee in her ass. Then when she goes to the bathroom to shit, it comes out and looks like orange cream.

I orange creamed your mom last night

by irai February 10, 2007

cream of man

its the soup that comes out of your cock warm and ready to serve 1-2 girls.

Ex 1:

Guy 1- Hey dude, hows latika?

Guy 2- Oh she's good, she was getting kind of hungry last night during sex so while she blew me I served her some of my homemade cream of man all over her face.

Guy 1- Can I have some?

Guy 2- "punches guy 1, walks away and tries to forget incident"

Ex 2-

Kid- When I was watching that Kayden Krossvideo on pornhub, I spilled a piping hot serving of cream of man all over my keyboard, I totally missed the tissue.

by el hombre 123 June 27, 2009

Ice Cream

• The flavored cream of ice
• A common cure for broken hearted females
• A cold and delicious treat, perfect on hot summer days

Girl 1: "I'm so depressed...."
Girl 2: "Have some ice cream. It makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside."
Girl 1: "But isn't ice cream like....cold?"
Girl 2: "Oh....that's true....hmm...."

by kangaroobendaroo March 22, 2009