16 definitions by elegantmaskwithafeather

An expanded wrist which resembles its cousin, the cankle. The wrist hardly tapers, if at all; also known by the pseudonyms Mega Man Syndrome and the fwrist.
The customer dominated the shopping mall touting several Abercrombie bags upon her cwrist, and fluffy boots cleverly concealing her indominable cankles.
by elegantmaskwithafeather August 8, 2008
(n.) *The crossing of multiple lanes on a highway or street fluently, without ever hitting a lane reflector between dotted lane paint.

Such a maneuver is said to reflect the purported style and prowess of the African. The recklessness of crossing several lanes simultaneously is also attributed, albeit arbitrarily, to the supposed recklessness of the African.

(v.) *Same as "nigger slide" as a noun.

a: "That was a mighty nigger slide, Jeff. Was that some 4 lanes?"

b: "T'was 6, my dear chap."

"That meanderin' African nigger slid his way to a roadside police beating."
by elegantmaskwithafeather August 20, 2008
(verb) to take shits; to lose weight via shitting out the asshole.
I'm gonna go lose some weight. We'll talk after.

Coffee helps me to lose weight in the morning.

Honey, I know how it can work. You can piss between my legs while I move some weight into the bowl.
That way we can be more eco-friendly and conserve flush-water.
by elegantmaskwithafeather August 22, 2008
The ugly twin sister to the cwrist, fwrist is the chubby forearm-wrist; The wrist hardly tapers, if at all, resembling its cousin the cankle; also known by the pseudonyms Mega Man Syndrome and the cwrist.
The blind man cleverly felt his way down her pudgy arm to her much swollen fwrist. Before he could reject her, she abruptly blurted out "I know, my cankles are of similar mass, reject me if you must!"
by elegantmaskwithafeather August 8, 2008
(noun) The alpha male who dominates nearby males and incorporates the majority of females into his steed for exclusive reproduction.

The twat macho is, in a more human sense, the attention-whoring badass whom women see as a suitable sperm donor.

Candidly I asked, "Twat Macho...what's your secret? How do you keep 'em coming?"

He replied, "It's simple, women generally love to be treated like shit."

I can't believe he dibbled Susan. He must be some kind of twat macho.
by elegantmaskwithafeather August 22, 2008
(noun) An upbeat, lively social gathering, often involving music.

People at these gatherings are often of the older, more "refined crowd". This festival can attribute its name to the adjective snazzy, or the noun snaz.
Tammy knew something wasn't right. Her attire certainly didn't allow her to mingle with the others at the snazfest.

My snazfest will be the talk of the town.

It was a snazfest until the cover band played Lenny Kravitz.
by elegantmaskwithafeather August 22, 2008
(noun) An often derogatory term used to emasculate men.
The term uses a color commonly considered feminine, and with the -us ending, suggests the word "penis".

(Note the words "penis" and "pinkus" sound alike.)

The common image derived from the insult "pinkus" is that of a tender, infant-like penis--one docile enough for new mothers and their friends to cackle and coo with pointed fingers.
I see your pink little toes peeking out from your open-toed cast; I imagine your pinkus to be of a similar visage.

Why is your wittle pinkus so chafed?

While dressing in gym class, his pinkus gingerly slipped out through his boxers--he was thereon dubbed "lightswitch" .
by elegantmaskwithafeather August 20, 2008