16 definitions by elegantmaskwithafeather
(noun) An upbeat, lively social gathering, often involving music.
People at these gatherings are often of the older, more "refined crowd". This festival can attribute its name to the adjective snazzy, or the noun snaz.
People at these gatherings are often of the older, more "refined crowd". This festival can attribute its name to the adjective snazzy, or the noun snaz.
Tammy knew something wasn't right. Her attire certainly didn't allow her to mingle with the others at the snazfest.
My snazfest will be the talk of the town.
It was a snazfest until the cover band played Lenny Kravitz.
My snazfest will be the talk of the town.
It was a snazfest until the cover band played Lenny Kravitz.
by elegantmaskwithafeather August 22, 2008
(noun) A reciprocal for sperm; an opening, commonly an orifice, into which men commonly deposit sperm.
Examples: cunts, colons, mouths
Examples: cunts, colons, mouths
Your mother may not look so tasty now, but at one point your father saw her as a wondrous sperm reciprocal.
Your existence is a testament to this.
Though born with a cleft palate, Anastasia rarely hesitated to offer up her agape mandable as any drifter's sperm reciprocal.
Your existence is a testament to this.
Though born with a cleft palate, Anastasia rarely hesitated to offer up her agape mandable as any drifter's sperm reciprocal.
by elegantmaskwithafeather August 22, 2008
by elegantmaskwithafeather August 23, 2008
(noun) A small subsect within the ever-pathetic bro epidemic. These bros call the dairies of Chino, Norco, small parts of Corona and Chino Hills their home.
Not to be left out, young boys and girls who grew up on dairies enfuse a dairy-esc hooligan style to the bro image. Contrary to popular bro-dom, these cowbros seldom grew up in suburbs. This gives them a tinge of badass-ness that overshadows that of most bros.
For example, cowbros' raised trucks are often dirty, a symbol of accomplishment. These bros actually attempt use their ridiculous trucks. Furthermore, their trucks will often be seen modified greatly with flared fenders, an unevenly raised front axle, and a truck bed which proudly shows a spare tire so big, a door cannot fit, thus rendering the truck bed all but useless.
Though a small splinter from the bro sect, cowbros still look like bros, talk like bros, act like bros, and think like bros.
Sorry, no progress to report here.
Not to be left out, young boys and girls who grew up on dairies enfuse a dairy-esc hooligan style to the bro image. Contrary to popular bro-dom, these cowbros seldom grew up in suburbs. This gives them a tinge of badass-ness that overshadows that of most bros.
For example, cowbros' raised trucks are often dirty, a symbol of accomplishment. These bros actually attempt use their ridiculous trucks. Furthermore, their trucks will often be seen modified greatly with flared fenders, an unevenly raised front axle, and a truck bed which proudly shows a spare tire so big, a door cannot fit, thus rendering the truck bed all but useless.
Though a small splinter from the bro sect, cowbros still look like bros, talk like bros, act like bros, and think like bros.
Sorry, no progress to report here.
The Chino High football game was overrun with cowbros.
Biff's fenders are so high. I can't compete with that. He's the sultan of cowbros.
by elegantmaskwithafeather August 23, 2008
(noun) The southern cousin of the armpit which lacks both elongated hair and a vile musk; this pit requires little to no maintenance.
My knee pit is chafing me.
He would often bring his knee up to his chest and fold his leg in while vivaciously fingering his knee pit.
He would often bring his knee up to his chest and fold his leg in while vivaciously fingering his knee pit.
by elegantmaskwithafeather August 22, 2008
(noun) sneeze-mist
the spray that always seems to reach some part of your skin when someone sneezes.
(verb) to snist
to fail to cover the mouth during a sneeze, resulting in an abrupt spray that fills the air.
the spray that always seems to reach some part of your skin when someone sneezes.
(verb) to snist
to fail to cover the mouth during a sneeze, resulting in an abrupt spray that fills the air.
Ronaldino's snist spewed beneath the stadium lights into the balmy night sky.
I raised my shirt over my mouth to shield the others from my snist.
Move over, I'm gonna snist.
I enjoy it when my dog snists on my calf.
I raised my shirt over my mouth to shield the others from my snist.
Move over, I'm gonna snist.
I enjoy it when my dog snists on my calf.
by elegantmaskwithafeather August 19, 2008
(Official)
(n.) *The crossing of multiple lanes on a highway or street fluently, without ever hitting a lane reflector between dotted lane paint.
Such a maneuver is said to reflect the purported style and prowess of the African. The recklessness of crossing several lanes simultaneously is also attributed, albeit arbitrarily, to the supposed recklessness of the African.
(v.) *Same as "nigger slide" as a noun.
(n.) *The crossing of multiple lanes on a highway or street fluently, without ever hitting a lane reflector between dotted lane paint.
Such a maneuver is said to reflect the purported style and prowess of the African. The recklessness of crossing several lanes simultaneously is also attributed, albeit arbitrarily, to the supposed recklessness of the African.
(v.) *Same as "nigger slide" as a noun.
a: "That was a mighty nigger slide, Jeff. Was that some 4 lanes?"
b: "T'was 6, my dear chap."
"That meanderin' African nigger slid his way to a roadside police beating."
by elegantmaskwithafeather August 20, 2008