Cork

Being antaginizingly quirky

You’re being such a cork

by Stankodank April 10, 2019

Cork sniffer

People who are apart of the New Aged Pipe Smokers.

Dang, you’re a cork sniffer?
Yeah. I love the new aged pipe smokers!

by Rileyh212 April 5, 2022

The Cork

When you take a fat girthy solid shit. Immediately after the solid shit, liquid explosive diarrhea comes out. Resembling popping the cork on a bottle of champagne, except with ones anus and fecal matter.

Be careful! I just released The Cork in that bathroom, the toilet bowl is a mess now!

by Weena Chong July 5, 2022

Cork punch

When a woman forgets to pull out a tampon and you stick it in.

I was so horny last night I went to put it in her and all of a sudden I felt something and oh my God I just did a cork punch.

by Pony tank 69 August 10, 2019

Cork Driver

A driver who does not pay attention to the situation on the road and barges in quickly, wonders why the flow of traffic has stopped, or why nobody is nobody taking an initiative to resolve the situation,
alike a cork that sits inside a wine bottle.

The Cork Driver stopped the flow of traffic in the Denny’s parking lot.

by dimametahnet October 9, 2019

Cork

Floating device

The cork was bobbing up and down

by Toodamnmean June 11, 2017

Corked

To have a complete and utter meltdown in record time—especially after looking like you had it in the bag.

Sarah was fine until one lad mentioned her ex—then she Corked it."

by ArcherKid14 July 20, 2025