explicit content

When you try to explain porn in a boomer-friendly way.

Person: Shh! Don't let the teacher know I'm watching some porn
Joe bob: ok bro, i gotchu
Joe bob: sir, we are just watching explicit content

by Boredom_awardom April 10, 2022

contend

compete for something; engage in contest; measure oneself against others

The Hunger Games, a perfect place to contend against competitors.

by #1darkhorsefan July 22, 2014

Contendo

owner of Contendo moisturizer™

sub to contendo on youtube

by Vomzent December 11, 2019

Content

N. - Term that sluts on the internet use for the porn they post on social media so that they feel better about themselves.

Ethot: okay babes be sure to sub to my OF for tons of new content!

Translation: buy my porn on the internet. Its just a bunch of shitty selfies of my body but you should buy it so I don't have to do real work involving real skills

by Yassirr March 23, 2021

Boner Contention

When a topic of conversation leads to upsetting your girlfriend so that you won't get laid that evening.

Why did he have to bring up the Boner Contention?

by Birdcore February 23, 2010

Urban Dictionary Content Guidelines

The least enforced rules in the history of rules.

According to Urban Dictionary Content Guidelines, hate speech is not allowed. That's a lie.

If hate speech isn't allowed, then why is every definition of Donald Trump nothing more than just saying that he's a POS, and not actually meaningfully describing him?

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2021

Conteh

A Conteh is an African priest/pastor. When children are confessing their sins in the confession room to him, he locks the door behind them with a special key without them knowing. Then he brutally assaults and rapes these children before releasing them again.

Child: Please let me out sir.
Conteh: You will not leave this room, without kissing my cock.

by UrNansCrustyFlipFlop November 8, 2019