constitutional masturbation

To masturbate using an American flag folded up like a dildo.

I was so worked up I had no choice but to go for some constitutional masturbation

by 1970 ink slinger March 9, 2016

constipation

When poop gets rejected by the anus, and the intestines won't let go either.

Only after constipation does one realize that diarrhea is bliss.

by Eine kleine Nachtmusik December 31, 2017

Constituents

A friend, someone who helps you, a person who is always for you and supports you

Charles: is u or is u ain't my constituents

by Evo Reset June 22, 2018

Nasal Constipation

When one cannot sneeze, and their nose becomes plugged and itchy.

Whoa dude. Rena was totally going to sneeze but then couldn't! Guess she has nasal constipation!

by PedoSnapz December 13, 2010

read the constitution

1. A phrase that is said to someone who is unaware of constitutional policies.
2. Synonymous with the phrase "look it up"
3. RTFM

The phrase was made popular by presidential candidate Ron Paul when discussing the need of a Declaration of War from Congress to go to war.

Republican: We don't need a Declaration of War from Congress to go to war.
Ron Paul: Read the constitution!

A: You can take 4 steps after you stop your dribble in basketball.
B: Read the constitution!

A: How do I connect my printer to my computer?
B: Read the constitution!

by nasalini November 2, 2007

coasting money

Money you have saved up while working at a shitty job that allows you to quit and live off of your savings for a while until you find another shitty job.

Yeah, I've been out of work for a two weeks but I've been living off of my coasting money so I'm in no hurry to get another job.

by nlitwiller December 14, 2008

Consistency of character

to be constant in your character

The most important thing in a person is their consistency of character

by that classy boss June 21, 2016