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calling a wall

An expression used to describe when the person you're calling is not expected to pick up. Thus, one may as well be calling a wall. Sometimes, these people hold perfectly good conversations via text. Yet for others, it is as if you are texting a wall too.
1.

Iván: "I really wanna to know the details for Saturday already."

Bily: "Why don't you just call her, bro?"

Iván: "Nah, I'd be calling a wall."

2.

Bily: "I wanna get to know her better, but I never see her anymore."

Iván: "So just call her, homie."

Bily: "Nah, I've tried. She's a call wall. At this point she probably replaced the phone icon on her iPhone with Instagram."

3.

Bily: Yo call this homie Latrell. I wanna go to Shake Shack already - I'm hungry as fuck.

Iván: Son, that's a wall call. You might as well ask this traffic light when Latrell is coming."
by larfz March 25, 2013
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Calling a burn or [kaburn]

In a verbal back and forth, calling the winner.

Universal Rule : One can not call their own BURN or kaburn.
An argument is like a fight or war, with people attacking each other's opinions and defending their own.
One party declares who is the winner or "Calling a burn or kaburn" Not allowed.

Shot down his argument by declaring oneself the winner. Not allowed.

It was a real battle of wits. Kaburn! <--- not allowed
by Queen of the Castle June 5, 2013
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calling the deer

The yelling/groaning/shouting sound one makes when vomiting his/her guts up from a night of excessive drinking.
"After we got home from the bar last night, I was calling the deer until, like, 5:00a.m. It was rough."

"I know, dude. I think everybody west of the Mississippi could hear you."
by J. Grizzle November 10, 2013
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calling your life

When someone is being a dick and saying that your shit in some way or causing you unneeded hassle.
I heard Jason was calling your life Ross. Yeah he was so I said to him "Jason why are you calling my life by weighing every parcel individually you Chi c**t!!!"
by blondeboy69 January 25, 2017
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connlingus

Just the right word to use when you are too ignorant to spell 'cunnilingus' correctly.
A: "I'll give her some good connlingus tonight"
B: "Is that some prison sex act?"
A: "Nah, man, I'm just gonna lick her vag."
B: "Bruh... check your spelling."
by GramMaMan July 4, 2018
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Calling 10

Calling 10 is when someone is being too gay
Me: I'm so hot dude blow on me
You: I'm calling 10 that's sus
by bbwm January 31, 2019
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Collingwood

Collingwood- A bunch of white guys who think their from the hood and probably have a soundcloud. These guys also probably became drug dealers before grade 9. We like to say we are the city of rich bitches and rude boys. To find the druggies or popular high schoolers head to the local McDonalds or the pier in the summer. The population is mostly made up of breezes, bongs and beers but the other 5 percent is crack heads or stoners. This crazy atmosphere could scare of a fresh man but a few days in the “nic pit” and we will send you away with a fresh point of view and most importantly a heady.
Woah dude did you see that guy blowing o’s back there?

Ya dude he’s probably from Collingwood

Run it up, Run it up
“Nah yo”

“Ow”
by Stoner from cwood February 15, 2019
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