Rando Commando

A promiscuous male who is adept at seducing random females, aka 'randos.' Prefers flings, one night stands, etc., to romancing a singular subject.

(Nightclub, Saturday, 1:07am)
Bill: "Yo Vance, where did Tommy run off to?"
Vance: "Tommy? He left with that smokin' hot redhead, they took off in a taxi. That guy! I tell ya, he's a real Rando Commando!

by Svidrigailov March 8, 2019

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Double commando

Going double commando refers to going out without your phone or a watch on

What time is it? I've come out double commando

by markymoo72 May 8, 2019

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foot commando

when you can’t remember the word for barefoot

aw shat i lost my socks AND shoes. guess i’m going foot commando.

by lumberr June 4, 2019

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Valley Commando

An absolute blown bro from the Welsh valleys.

Andy: bro im blownnnnnnnn eggy boy get here nowwwwwwwww
Johnson: mate your an absolute valley commando mate

by JohnDoe2010101 September 5, 2019

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bot commands

bot commands useless piece of chat. Seriously, who uses that novadays? It's so stupid and it's doesn't even exist!
Only pussies using it for bot commands. We have cool #tabs and #general for that. Pffft.

Yato: bot commands
Literally everyone: NO SHUT UP WE WON'T!!1!

by Terren October 17, 2019

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Commando Shield

When you use underwear (preferably clean boxers) as an emergency MASK. You put your head in the waistband and through one leg, allowing the material to cover your leg. You put the other leg, bottom first over the top you your head. Fold the waistband under and you are done and protected.

A "Dirty Commando Shield" would be in an extreme emergency situation when you are forced to remove your underwear and use it as a mask as described above.

I tried to go to the store but they wouldn't let me in without a mask, so I returned to the car and put on my commando shield.

by Lindylvr April 17, 2020

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