Comfort Wanket

When you are too tired or upset or distracted to sleep without having a wank first.

I was so stressed out last night at bed time I had to use my Comfort Wanket to fall asleep.

by Acerpacer May 8, 2015

The wifi comfort zone

When someone rarely leaves their house and when they do it's never past the yard.

"You should buy a car charger so your phone won't die"
"I KNOW but I never really leave my house so that would be a waste of a lot of precious moneeyyyy"
"Yeah your right, you're pretty lazy and never leave your yard"
The wifi comfort zone

by Munrokr May 26, 2014

Comfort excuse

Largely used in romance, excuses people give rejecting someone by overcomplicating their baggage into something valid on a positive spin. This is usually overcompensating for their romantic insecurities

She gave him a comfort excuse turning him down by telling him she's older and divorced and that he's younger and has his life ahead of him because she fears that her baggage will get in the way of enjoying the romance.

Usually in this case mora than not, the person is really rejecting themselves before they get rejected in the long term

by Miktionary January 6, 2024

comfort break

Corporate slang for you need a sh*t

Damn, last night’s pizza didn’t go down very well, hey boss I’m going on a comfort break!

by Xoogster February 16, 2024

Comfort

Louis Tomlinson.

Kid: What does "comfort" mean?
Person: Look at this picture of Louis Tomlinson.
Kid: Ohhh, I get it!

by 28toinfinity December 23, 2021

Comfort Starved

When a certain thing that comforts you isn’t there anymore, and has left you without a state of contentment.

I’m so comfort starved, they killed off my favorite solace character from this movie.

by Wisteriawastaken December 6, 2020

comfort twenty

The pounds people put on when they're in a stable relationship.

Things must be good with Howard and Diane, he's packed on the comfort twenty.

by Dr. Bubba March 28, 2012