cesspoon

A really nasty or unkempt female generative organ with spongy bits of white smelly shit.

I had to give da nonay on carpet munching to that mofonkey bitch with da cesspoon.

by ubiq1 December 30, 2004

Chessburger

An object consisting of something to eat and play with. Often comes in the form of two buns and one patty made of a chess-board mainly build of fir wood. If you get a chess piece in your burger you're in luck! Because those ones have each a different thrilling taste! Pawns taste like prawns. Bishops are sweet and tangy. Knights are a delightful soy sauce-packed oblivion. Rooks like a whole Caesar salad! And queens of a spiced taste of chili! Kings taste like beans.

Are you going to eat or play with that delightful chessburger?
We've got chessburgers on the menu!
Lovely morning for a game of chess and a burger!

by dafik is cool December 15, 2021

wizards chess

A game in which you drink beers and duck tape them together to create a wizards staff. The next beer must be taped at the highest point of your staff and so on. Once you have reached 5 beers you become a dark wizard and must battle the dragon of jack ( take a shot of jack). Then when you reach 8 beers you must slay the rum beast (shot of rum). Finally when you reach a 10 beer staff you are a white wizard and must take a shot of each and challenge another white wizard to a staff battle and your staff must come out on top to take his position as the white wizard. The main point of the game is to have the tallest staff. Once you have reached a 20 beer staff youll probly have to sit on the damn roof just to drink it.

John: hey dude im all sorts of bored

Jeff: lets play wizards chess until our staffs reach the moon

by tony larossa October 3, 2006

Chessnut

A nerd/geek who enjoys making scripts and playing chess, they also get horny to random people.

Chessnuts are geeky, one of them wanted to marry me.

by Bob_Marly November 5, 2006

Chessum

Scent — whatever combination of body odor, musk and sweat — is not only intoxicating but made me feel like I was on the highest dosage of the most potent psychedelic drug, turning my head fuzzy and my heart whimsical and everything around me into the brightest of colors. Seductive, mysterious and highly addictive.

That girl is fucked up on some Chessum.

My drug of choice is Chessum.

by PeepeeCheek September 13, 2016

cesspool

any clump of people really close together in any sort of sweaty gross environment, like at a rave

1. class change; time to brave the cesspool
2. (at a rave) let's go further back; it's a complete cesspool up here
cess pool

by bonbon13 April 25, 2017

Cessi

Loves cats and animals and all things baby.Like to say hmpf and like to try to guilt trip you for no reason.Usually leans toward the 4 foot 4 side and it’s ok cause it’s an Asian thing.

Omg I’m so short I’m basically Cessi-ing

by BlahBlahDefinitions November 28, 2018