Clusterfuck

A word used to describe a generally terrible situation.
(primarily used by fans of Sam O'Nella Academy) A word used to describe the deteriorating situation of South Sudan.

What a load of clusterfuck.

by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 24, 2022

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Knuckle Cluster

The name given to a gathering of lesbians, typically consisting of at least three.

Bro, did you go to that party last night?
Yeah, there were a ton of lesbians, it was a real knuckle cluster.

by chevyboyusa February 4, 2021

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Originally: Genetically compromised offspring proportedly the result of multiple male partners with one female. Hence, Cluster Fuck. Similar to Stupid, Disorganised, Loser, Tosser. A hopeless case. Sometimes shorteded to 'Cluster'.

Interchangeable with GO FUCK, FUCK OFF, FUCK UP, FUCK OFF, BALLS UP.

Derivation: Military

Also refers to a hopelessly compromised situation.

Example: James failed the public service entrance exam three times. What a clusterfuck! (often contracted to 'What a cluster!')

Example: When on exercise, they were ordered to turn the camouflage net over to be the same as all the others. Pity it didnt match the surrounds. What a clusterfuck (gofuck, fuckoff, fuckup, ballup, cluster!

by sociopath9 April 15, 2009

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clusterfuckerize

V. profane english
What an inexperienced computer user can do to a computer.

If you let users have full control of their computer, they will clusterfuckerize it.

by Ph03n1X July 27, 2004

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nut cluster

Your nut cluster is your ball sack.

My Nut Cluster itches/

by Andy Olson March 7, 2008

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Clusterfucktastrophy

The perfect storm of everything that should never happen, yet still does. Somebody should obviously be dead from the magnitude, but miraculously everyone survived.

Councilman said that me driving an Odyssey dune buggy in the snow was a serious Clusterfucktastrophy.

by MAshton2008 January 12, 2009

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cluster bomb

What you do when you've got to drop a deuce, but are faced with the unbearable grossness of a piss-covered toilet seat.

Ex: After some ravers managed to get puke, crap, and several unrecognizable bodily fluids all over that toilet seat, I was forced to cluster bomb that Baja Fresh. Fortunately, no one was injured.

by General Stinkiness February 15, 2009

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