chuffed to fuck

ecstatic, exceptionally happy over something

"i see alec's chuffed to fuck" commented kevin "one of his gnomes has just come third in the Miss Dagenham competition"
"blimey kev" retorted his dad "who came 1st & 2nd?"
"Two women from Keith Davis' snooker club"

by theWestHamfan December 13, 2003

cheff

The act, or motion of slamming ones erect penis in a door. Commonly used as an insult directed at others, or at ones self when so inclined.

"Woah, now thats a cheff"
"You fucking cheff"

by poop a loop April 20, 2005

nob-chuffer

Someone who is a chuffer of nob.

He's such a nob-chuffer.

by Angry Bob January 6, 2004

Chiffon

Type of skirt that a man wore who won a bet against Brendon Urie

I lost a bet to a guy in a chiffon skirt, i make these high heels work

by Phanic! At the Brendon August 6, 2017

Chufty

Someone that buys all of the best equipment because they can despite being bad at a sport/ without actually having done the activity before because the internet told them that was the equipment to have.

“Seth is a right chufty, he bought a £1000 road bike after going on 3 bike rides”

by multiplebeanmen May 27, 2020

chaffer

the process of rubbing up to someone and acting in a homosexual manner

Moubarak and nahkle were being chaffer's to advance their footy career's by visiting the coach at his home

by finno July 21, 2006

Chaffo man

a chaffo man is some one with a keen eye for detail, usualy to do with sound quality or musical equipment. to become a chaffo man you have to complete a 8 week intensive course, ending with exams.

chaffo chaffo man, i want to be a chaffo man! well you will have to complete a 8 week intensive course, ending with exams, leaflets available at reception.

by Le Boosh July 18, 2008