Colón (pronounced Cologne)

Cristóbal Colón is the Spanish name
for Christopher Columbus.

The city of Colón (pronounced Cologne) is named after Christopher Colombus.

by Khobab Ben Khayeel October 14, 2011

Colon Butter

Almost like Teeth Butter but you scrape the walls of the rectum and use the excrete on toasted or untoasted bread.

"Is that all natural Colon Butter?"
"Can I put some Colon Butter on my sandwich?"
"I got enough Colon Butter for 6 more pieces of toast."

by SmallKolby November 9, 2012

Colognely

When a person has used so much cologne that it is offensive to others and therefore no one wants to be around them, that person is now not just lonely, but "colognely".

Lance has been very colognely lately ever since he got that new bottle of Drakkar and began bathing himself in it.

by ShorewoodScott May 31, 2018

colon cartridge

A hard wad of shit that is expelled from the anus.

Im not letting Duncan ride in my car again. He got drunk and peppered my back seat with colon cartridges.

by Zonal K September 25, 2018

colombian cigar

The process of shitting inside someone else’s asshole.

Thomas: I gotta shit dude
Zane: Shut up before I give you a Colombian cigar

by Ryzarix August 14, 2021

Feral Colon

An un-controllable need to take a dump, or the act of soiling ones self. Also known as irritable bowel.

(A) Hey man, did you see that guy shit himself?

(B) Yea, he had a Feral Colon!

or

"I gotta shit so bad I can taste it, i really got a Feral Colon!"

by smittyj August 5, 2008

booze cologne

The smell of alcohol still on your breath after waking up in the morning even with the use of mouth wash.

I passed by Bob and he had booze cologne, I guess the mouth wash was no help.

by CHITOWN MAGIC January 28, 2010