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chuff

chuff means one thing, and that is to smoke weed, i dunno what the hell all these other people are talking about.
lets chuff hella bowlssss!
by Hilarious Darius August 23, 2006
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Chuff

Used to define a volume or size of spum load emitted from a guys penis.
While watching the morning weather forecast, one could exclaim to their Blatz induced friends, "I'd definately throw a chuff of spum on that sassy Stephanie Abrams"
by Liquiddinner December 12, 2010
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Calffuls

1) A crease in the middle of the calfs caused by pre-wrap straps for shin splints.
2) Muscular calfs with a defined muscle.

It comes from the term kancles where the calf hangs over the foot. In this occurrence the calf is on the calf generally not referring to the obese but to runners.
1) When I do track I develop shin splints and to help support then I put on pre-wrap straps on my calfs to hold the tendon in place. The tight straps cause a crease in my calfs and then I get calffuls.

Sentence: Look, that hurdler has calffuls.

2) When I do track we run a lot and our calfs get stronger and defined. This then causes us to get muscular calfs resulting in calffuls

Sentence: Did you see that runner's calffuls?
by Chelsey G May 29, 2008
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chuff shunter

Chuff is a woman's genitalia and, the act of 'shunting' the chuff is carried out by a woman in the absence of any tackle to penetrate her, therefore a Chuff Shunter is a lesbian.
On seeing 2 lesbians holding hands or kinoodling: 'Check out the chuff shunters...'
by Emily_Hat May 23, 2006
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Flying monkey's chuff nut

refers to a furry appendage of the simian family, to be used as an expression of indifference or an absence of concern.
i.e. 'I couldn't give a "Flying monkey's chuff nut" what you think'
by pinkcity November 17, 2010
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chuff

the thick black smoke that is puked from a hopped up diesels exhaust.
by Nine Milla July 19, 2006
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Holden Caulfield

The most piss-poor example of a teenager i have ever read about. Anyone who "connects" with him on a "personal level" is slightly mentally unstable.
"Dude, did you read 'The Catcher in the Rye'?"
"Oh yeah, that book with that piss-poor example of a teenager Holden Caulfield?"
"Yeah thats the one."
by Brains McGee March 20, 2009
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