The Bible

Another mediocre science fiction novel.

The Bible comes in handy when you have run out of
a.) Toilet paper
b.) Kindling
c.) Spitball ammunition
d.) Coffee filters
e.) Paper towels
f.) Diapers
g.) Maxi pads
h.) A surface from which to snort your cocaine

...Among other things.

by Rev_elation April 30, 2008

Bible Thumper

Annoying people who attempt to shove their religion down your throat when you're clearly interested in more important matters..

My friend Brad tried to go all Bible Thumper on me to get me to go to a sermon at 4 AM!

by Carl Juniors' son January 23, 2014

Sex Bible

A collection or compendium of information demonstrating a comprehensive knowledge of sexuality.

CaitlainsCorner.com is sex bible.

by AngelaHope September 18, 2006

The Bible

A book of fairy tales that religous fanatics use as an excuse to breed hate.

Gay marriage and drugs are amoral and therefore wrong according to The Bible so ill have my senator make them illegal. FUCK THIS BOOK!

by arizonabay January 6, 2010

Bables

tiny baby buttered bagels.

Hey, dude. Where's my bables?

by theambre August 24, 2008

Bibled

Verb, to make up parts of the bible to prove a point.

Person 1: I don't like bacon
Person 2: but God said, "…and thou shalt eat bacon"
Person 1: I guess bacon is good
Person 2: I just bibled your ass.

by xderpt12 January 5, 2011

bible basher

someone who comes to your door with a bible, asking you about the church or whatever. This person believes in Christianity.

A bunch of bible bashers knocked on my door the other day wanting me to become Christian, I told them to piss off.

by bread infection December 9, 2009