A monkey button is my term for any tool, program, script, thingamajig, that let's you essentially push a button to complete some repetitive task. Simplifying an otherwise complicated task into something any monkey can do. The ultimate monkey button is one that doesn't even require a monkey. It just runs itself, going off at some predetermined interval.
by DJSLAM March 5, 2005

The interesting orifice in your belly.
It may stick outwards (an outie) or inwards (an innie).
Useful for catching spooge but tends also to collect nut butter and lint.
It may stick outwards (an outie) or inwards (an innie).
Useful for catching spooge but tends also to collect nut butter and lint.
by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003

by UltPowerx June 19, 2012

by jellosea March 17, 2009

a way of life; an intricate combination of music, video and hands-on experience that instills a sense of awe.
by eadams3117 February 3, 2008

by Sheri' June 23, 2005

Bring a girl home from the bar take her downstairs shoot a load in her mouth then tell her to go make out with your roommate and the result will be a dirty button
by The Dirty Button March 20, 2009
