butt growl 

When your intestines make a churning noise -- similar to your stomach growling -- but you feel it in your butt.

"Dude, did the phone in my back pocket just vibrate, or did my butt growl?"

butt growl by lydiurrr August 21, 2012

butt-ugly 

A perjorative term for someone so ugly, so exceedingly unattractive. that he or she is as "ugly as a butt" (a misnomer, since many buttocks are beautiful indeed). A popular teen-age slang term since the 80s, "butt-ugly" most probably began as military slang c. World War II. Probably because enlisted men found nothing attractive about another enlisted man's hairy, sweaty, very possibly pimpled butt!

That dude is so butt-ugly that just the sight of him makes me wanna puke!

butt-ugly by Victor Felix September 6, 2005

butt crust 

The forming of crusty/flaky shit around the ANUS.

Antonio grated his butt crust off into Riley's cereal when he turned away

butt crust by Riley && Antonio January 29, 2006

Butt-truffle 

A brown-noser of the lowest level, willing to shove there nose so far up anyone’s ass to get what they want they are willing to dig deep enough to find a treat for just themselves at any cost! A real one alright a Real ass kisser. Also known as the prize at the end of such an ass kissing!

Mr. Who’s his face is a real butt-truffle trying to get that promotion from under me .

Butt-truffle by Wordmiser November 28, 2017

butt hay

that fine blond hair found around the rectum. But hey, could be around the bifkin!

She's a neat freak, but sometimes misses a bit of butt hay when shaving.

butt hay by DrPerlJam April 29, 2009

butt coaster 

A towel, or other absorbent material, used to protect a bed, bench, chair, etc., from the residue moisture left over on one's posterior after a shower, bath, or swim. The towel acts much like a coaster that is used to protect furniture, except this time it's protecting the bed from your wet butt.

"Can't you please use a butt coaster" said Jean, after I got our bed wet by sitting directly on it after coming out of the shower.

butt coaster by PoorDavid October 13, 2013

Butt Marker 

A condition of the butthole that can occur during defecation. An instance when your rectum continues to supply feces no matter how much you wipe.

The imagery is that wiping yourself is as useless as rubbing toilet paper across the top of a marker. No matter how many times you wipe it it just keeps making its' mark.

1. Man! I thought I'd never get out of that stall, I was pulling a total butt marker!

2. I pulled a butt marker this morning, I ran out of toilet paper and just used a wash cloth.

Butt Marker by iapologizemom May 16, 2014