A system used between two or more men to help aid them in the event they are caught in an uncomfortable member of the opposite sex, particularly an unattractive and/or obese female during a party situation. When utilizing this system, the male victim will shout out "BUDDY!" and in turn the nearest member(s) of the buddy chain will come to his rescue.
Nasty party slut: Wanna get out of here?
Victim: Uh, well see...(looking around) uh, BUDDY!
Friend/Wingman (shuffles over to the rescue): So, uh John, you left your laundry downstairs. Oh, then we're up for beer pong. LETS GO.
Victim: Wow thanks man...the buddy system never fails. Did you see her snaggletooth?
Victim: Uh, well see...(looking around) uh, BUDDY!
Friend/Wingman (shuffles over to the rescue): So, uh John, you left your laundry downstairs. Oh, then we're up for beer pong. LETS GO.
Victim: Wow thanks man...the buddy system never fails. Did you see her snaggletooth?
by Strella January 22, 2006
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n: A slut buddy is a close friend that a you probably would not have sex but are, however, comfortable enough to be naked and have sex in front of them. Because you are both sluts it is something that occurs often.
plural, slut buddies
plural, slut buddies
I had sex with this trick but hesitated at first because his roommate was home. Luckily for his roomie was his good slut buddy.
by getwithbaby November 14, 2009
Get the Slut buddy mug.(Noun) A follower of the Buddha, a spiritual teacher born in India c 563 BCE, or (adjective) relating to Him or His teachings. A Buddhist is defined not by belief but by their commitment to and faith (confidence) in a path of spiritual development and liberation that includes
(1)The practice of meditation in order to achieve mental and emotional integration and insight;
(2) The observance of ethical guidelines to train oneself in simplicity, mindfulness and nonviolence; and cultivate an attitude of universal, unconditional loving kindness; and
(3) The development of wisdom based on testing for oneself the teachings of the Buddha. These include the teaching that everything (including ourselves) arises in dependence on other conditions and, in consequence, is changing and open to the rest of existence, rather than ultimately separately existing.
The path leads to a state of Enlightenment or Nirvana, a state of complete freedom from all limitation and suffering.
"Just as the great ocean has but one taste, the taste of salt, so my teachings have but one taste, the taste of freedom." ( - the Buddha)
(1)The practice of meditation in order to achieve mental and emotional integration and insight;
(2) The observance of ethical guidelines to train oneself in simplicity, mindfulness and nonviolence; and cultivate an attitude of universal, unconditional loving kindness; and
(3) The development of wisdom based on testing for oneself the teachings of the Buddha. These include the teaching that everything (including ourselves) arises in dependence on other conditions and, in consequence, is changing and open to the rest of existence, rather than ultimately separately existing.
The path leads to a state of Enlightenment or Nirvana, a state of complete freedom from all limitation and suffering.
"Just as the great ocean has but one taste, the taste of salt, so my teachings have but one taste, the taste of freedom." ( - the Buddha)
His Holiness the Dalai Lama often says, "I am just a simple Buddhist monk - no more, nor less."
In all of Buddhist history, there has never been a holy war.
In all of Buddhist history, there has never been a holy war.
by Assured April 10, 2006
Get the Buddhist mug.If not, Joe Budden is one of the MOST Underrated lyricists to date. Born in Harlem, NY but raised in New Jersey but calls Jerz his home. He has plenty of lyrically insane tracks. Has beefed with The Game but has squashed that beef hopefully they can collab, but now he still has a score to settle with Lloyd Banks a member of G-Unit. He is who Joe Budden is addressing in the track "Dumb Out" which is highly thought to be his greatest punchline heavy freestyle to date. Signed to Def Jam, Joe Budden has put out his self titled album "Joe Budden" which sold horribly but as said by Jay-Z the album is a prime example of a hot lyricist facing bad promotion. He has also put out mixtapes Mood Muzik 1 & 2. Mood Muzik 2 is said to be a Mixtape Classic. It shows Joe Budden's is on top of his game. Tracks like the before mentioned "Dumb Out" was released under it. Others titled "Three Sides To A Story" "If I Die Tomorrow" "6 Minutes Of Death (Remix ft. Jae Millz & Stack Bundles)". Look out for an also promised Mood Muzik 3. Joe Budden's sophomore album "The Growth" is promised to be released this year. Cop that album!
Some of Joe Budden's hottest lines off Mood Muzik 2
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"Fiends treat the hood like it's Saw part 2 cause they just looking for needles" - Old School Mouse
"They know the hood is too poor to hire CSI, and Gil Grissom" - Old School Mouse
"And any beat I'ma air that, rappers just gotta wear that/
Foxy Brown should be the only one that can't hear that" - 6 Minutes of Death (Remix)
"You Terrel Owens them niggaz that wear eagles they don't even wanna fuck wit you" - 6 Minutes of Death (Remix)
"They ain't Super, or Luigi, or Mario, ain't found that power/
Plus they couldn't spit fire if they found that flower/" - 6 Minutes of Death (Remix)
"I'm the Million Dollar Baby, but I won't die tryna Box" - 6 Minutes of Death (Remix)
"David Banner made it a time to play but I don't" - So Serious
"If I'm Window Shoppin, I'm prolli bout to rob that store" - Get It Poppin
"I'll take ya wig off and let you save it like Busta did" - Get It Poppin
"I worked hard to get here, now that I got here they want me gone/
They tryna treat Joe like a Yankee/" - World Takeover
"I piss in whatever subway your train of thought gotta run through" - World Takeover
"Who sees what I'm watchin, he ain't poppin'/
Don't deserve to drink water from the tub that I wash in/
WAIT, start again, it's a privilege to breath the same air that I farted in/
They want no parts with him/" - Dumb Out
"And these dudes might as well be Jamie Foxx
Trying to sound like somebody that already died" - Dumb Out
"Now if you don't sell 5 mill, they had enough of 'em/
Let me find out Hip Hop's turnin' Republican/" - Dumb Out
"Ain't gotta see Paul Wall, if you want somethin' shiney in your mouth" - Dumb Out
"If Hip Hop is all smoke and mirrors, then I'm the Windex and a napkin" - Dumb Out
"And these young mother fuckers, is about to fuck up/
Like leavin' they whole career in some bitch car/
No names, but it's no sublime/
Nigga you know who you are, I'll end it before it goes too far/
Your buz still fucked, you a liar money/
Joe's still spendin "Pump It Up", "Fire" money/" - Dumb Out
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"Fiends treat the hood like it's Saw part 2 cause they just looking for needles" - Old School Mouse
"They know the hood is too poor to hire CSI, and Gil Grissom" - Old School Mouse
"And any beat I'ma air that, rappers just gotta wear that/
Foxy Brown should be the only one that can't hear that" - 6 Minutes of Death (Remix)
"You Terrel Owens them niggaz that wear eagles they don't even wanna fuck wit you" - 6 Minutes of Death (Remix)
"They ain't Super, or Luigi, or Mario, ain't found that power/
Plus they couldn't spit fire if they found that flower/" - 6 Minutes of Death (Remix)
"I'm the Million Dollar Baby, but I won't die tryna Box" - 6 Minutes of Death (Remix)
"David Banner made it a time to play but I don't" - So Serious
"If I'm Window Shoppin, I'm prolli bout to rob that store" - Get It Poppin
"I'll take ya wig off and let you save it like Busta did" - Get It Poppin
"I worked hard to get here, now that I got here they want me gone/
They tryna treat Joe like a Yankee/" - World Takeover
"I piss in whatever subway your train of thought gotta run through" - World Takeover
"Who sees what I'm watchin, he ain't poppin'/
Don't deserve to drink water from the tub that I wash in/
WAIT, start again, it's a privilege to breath the same air that I farted in/
They want no parts with him/" - Dumb Out
"And these dudes might as well be Jamie Foxx
Trying to sound like somebody that already died" - Dumb Out
"Now if you don't sell 5 mill, they had enough of 'em/
Let me find out Hip Hop's turnin' Republican/" - Dumb Out
"Ain't gotta see Paul Wall, if you want somethin' shiney in your mouth" - Dumb Out
"If Hip Hop is all smoke and mirrors, then I'm the Windex and a napkin" - Dumb Out
"And these young mother fuckers, is about to fuck up/
Like leavin' they whole career in some bitch car/
No names, but it's no sublime/
Nigga you know who you are, I'll end it before it goes too far/
Your buz still fucked, you a liar money/
Joe's still spendin "Pump It Up", "Fire" money/" - Dumb Out
by Neezy May 30, 2006
Get the Joe Budden mug.Not all forms of Buddhism denny the existence of Gods, heavens, hells, re-incarnation, or other supernatural experiences. Atheist Buddhism emphasizes the parts of Siddhartha Gautama's teaching that emphasized focusing on compassion and effectiveness in this world for this world. Further, for the Atheist Buddhist, unlike many Atheist Westerners, the highest quality of life, or enlightenment, comes not from glorifying the self but by doing things that allow us to transcend ourselves to where we realize the self is an illusion and the barrier between "I" and "reality" disappears. When you are truly in the moment, in that "just do it" mindset, we do not know or care about the past or future, but just "are we doing the compassionate and effective thing right now?"
Not every Buddhist practices an atheist buddhism. Some believe in re-incarnation and some believe in a heaven/hell structure.
by ErnDog December 26, 2006
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