a bruh moment so powerful that you don't have time to say "bruh moment", and instead, you shorten the 2 second sentence to a mere half second sentence. The humour of the word is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical word and grammar physics bruhment will go over a typical listener's head. I can use bruhment, and I know when to use it. That said. In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area. An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test. I understand engineering when using bruhment. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan). I can use bruhment, but can you?
"The flash is enough to near blind me and my body reacts like there's a gun to my head. My muscles are frozen in place but filled with such a tingling pressure I want to run until my body is empty – put as much distance between myself and the bomb as possible. But all I see right now is loose forms with colour and I need the world to come back into view before I can run. I know it's adrenaline. Perhaps fleeing is the dumbest move, I wouldn't know, my brain is too fried to analyse the options. If my heat beats any harder, any louder, I might as well stick a spotlight on my head. My eyes are popped open so hard I couldn't blink if I wanted to and all the while I just want to run. Hiding might be better but I can't, all this energy has to go somewhere. As soon as I can make out forms, forms but no detail I burst from my dark spot and make for my room. In the covers I can camouflage blend, trek away from this spot all night if I have to.
they said it.
they said bruhment."
they said it.
they said bruhment."
by Hudson Yelnats June 8, 2019
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Never a ranter.
Always in stylish drip and always got a full pip.
Bare ladies want him nuff men want her their just happy hanging out together.
Never a ranter.
Always in stylish drip and always got a full pip.
Bare ladies want him nuff men want her their just happy hanging out together.
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Darren "You got ciggy butt brain, that's all that they're gonna call you mate; ciggy butt brain"
Damo "Nuh uh unah nah mate....."
Darren "Cause you fuckin been scoffin away on them ciggies all day. All day all night ciggies."
Damo "Nuh uh unah nah mate....."
Darren "Cause you fuckin been scoffin away on them ciggies all day. All day all night ciggies."
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Widowed-Bro: . . . nah (disappointedly turns away)
Dude: You alright man?
Widowed-Bro: . . . (Thinking about a time he and his bros took a road trip to New Mexico and stole a horse-cop's horse and used it to commandeer an oxen and 12 hundred dollars worth of cattle)
Dude: Dude!
Widowed-Bro: Sorry . . . just thinking about this thing me and my bros once stole
Dude: You need to stop being so brostalgic and live in reality.
Widowed-Bro: I can't help my brostalgia. I loved Ted "T-Killa" Jones. He was my main bro . . . Goddamn it! I told him not to play 13 consecutive games of Flip Cup with Everclear grain alcohol. (A single brostalgic tear rolls down his cheek)
Widowed-Bro: . . . nah (disappointedly turns away)
Dude: You alright man?
Widowed-Bro: . . . (Thinking about a time he and his bros took a road trip to New Mexico and stole a horse-cop's horse and used it to commandeer an oxen and 12 hundred dollars worth of cattle)
Dude: Dude!
Widowed-Bro: Sorry . . . just thinking about this thing me and my bros once stole
Dude: You need to stop being so brostalgic and live in reality.
Widowed-Bro: I can't help my brostalgia. I loved Ted "T-Killa" Jones. He was my main bro . . . Goddamn it! I told him not to play 13 consecutive games of Flip Cup with Everclear grain alcohol. (A single brostalgic tear rolls down his cheek)
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