curtain bottom

The term given to a skirt wearing individual with an enormous butt, when they obstruct from view or get in the way of the television.

The skirt resembles a huge curtain when suspended from the oversised butt crack causing some tv viewers to mistakenly believe they have been transported to a theatre and the interval curtain has descended.

Get out of the way curtain bottom.
Beat it curtain bottom.
Check out that massive curtain bottom.
Don't buy that, you'll look like a curtain bottom
Have you seen curtain bottom recently?
Curtain bottom at six o'clock.

by meldrewcat January 18, 2012

pumpkin bottom

A girl with a nice round ass.

Look at her pumpkin bottom in those jeans.

by bushkaba January 25, 2006

vanilla bottom

Noun. A term used in homosexual intercourse calling the bottom (one who is on bottom) a boring or not kinky lover.

"Yeah, we hooked up last night."
"Was it good?"
"Nah, he was totally a vanilla bottom"

by pernye ters June 7, 2016

bottom enthusiast

Someone who prefer anal sex over vaginal sex.

Someone who is gay, or in general swings both ways.

My son turned out to be somewhat of a bottom enthusiast. I and my husband is OK with that.

by Kingson DeDeDoo August 5, 2010

Bottom apostrophe

When a man pulls out after anal sex and a small, crescent-shaped piece of shit is left protruding from his partner's asshole.

You should have douched, bitch. Look at that bottom apostrophe hanging out your crack!

Keep that dirty bottom apostrophe away from my Egyptian cotton sheets you dirty skank!

What the fuck, bitch?! There's some fucking bottom apostrophe hanging off you!

by Goitmeister August 25, 2016

Yogurt Bottom

A very fat and submissive gay man with poor personal hygiene. A veritable std factory.

I’m so horny I would risk my dick on a yogurt bottom right now

by Hallaluscious February 21, 2019

useless bottom

a bottom (someone who is more submissive in a relationship; not always sexual) who is extremely submissive and will basically do whatever you want.

jess: huh, i wonder if veronica is a top or not.
victoria: are you kidding me! she is definitely a useless bottom, she’s so submissive!

by useless bottom August 15, 2019