Bloop

When you’re taking a shit in a porta-potty and your poop hits the brand new blue water and it splashes up all over your cooter.

I just took a huge shit and when my log hit the blue water it went BLOOP all over my vag!

by StickyNicky87 July 20, 2018

bloop

the action of softly touching a dogs nose

awwww, look at that pupper lemme bloop him

by eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkk August 21, 2018

Blooper

An annoying enemy from the Super Mario games series bloopers are squids and are found in underwater levels in Mario

Fuck those bloopers are so annoying

by CheckYourStyle August 30, 2018

Bloop Flooping

When you drive around with your friends and drink from a bottle of Tequila.

We all went Bloop Flooping this weekend in the Honda, awesome time.

by Roger Mikey October 28, 2018

Bloop

Human feces that exclusively blue and metallic.

I took a large a large bloop today.
I found a piece of bloop on the floor.

by Kurdism November 8, 2018

Bloop

dumb thot/dumb hoe

Aye that girl over there a bloop

by sksbbdjzbz November 13, 2018

Bloop

A sound that a Samsung tablet makes when you hit an app.

Yo bro my tablet just went bloop.

by wantaspritecranberry January 11, 2019