blitzerd

The result of smoking at least 2 joints of marijuana, and being extremely stoned.

Man, i got blitzerd last night

by carrytheflag61 January 17, 2011

Blitz

When a guy is with a group of 5 or more girls and no other guys, he is said to be "blitzable". Another guy should then blitz him by tackling him to the ground.

Girls can be blitzed as well. This is not as common and is called a "party" by some.

Some people also argue that a guy only needs to be surrounded by 4 or more girls to be considered "blitzable."

Joe is sitting at a table of all girls. Someone should go blitz him!

by allowachick February 20, 2011

Blitzkriegsturmwagon

An automobile of Germanic origin capable of winning lightening attacks on unsuspecting cars of the same class.

Was that a Blitzkriegsturmwagon that just blew the doors off of my Toyota?

by Dancnbare January 11, 2012

Blitzkrieg Pop

When you are banging your German girlfriend and you cum too fast.

My girlfriend Heide was riding my dick so hard she caused me to Blitzkrieg Pop.

by dawgtopper August 6, 2016

Blitzkreig

A Brit’s worst nigtmare

Our house off Abbey Road got BlitzKreiged by the Germans. You boys better hurry off into the countryside then.

by 3du March 1, 2019

blitzex

Genshin Impact streamer who is very famoose on tiktok and twitch. He is very cool.

Person 1: “Hey dude have you heard of ‘Blitzex?’”

Person 2: “Yeah I have! He carried me on the event this week..”

by wormsucks July 2, 2021

Blitzkreig

Blitzkreig is a term commonly used to define Nazi German tactics from 1939-1945
Although, it was not commonly used by generals and other military personnel to define their tactics.
At the current moment, its more used as a buzzword
The tactic used many tanks and planes, as to achieve quick victory in a battle or war

Individual 1: Anyway, those german blitzkreig tactics were very good in ww2, werent they?
Individual 2:Yep, they sure were.

by Chad3 July 25, 2022