chewy bits

The chewy bits that are encountered during the act of crimson showers the chewy bits being the sloughed lining of the uterous expelled during menstruation.

Sandra was delivering me a crimson shower and I noticed quite a few chewy bits.

by Clinton Sounds January 31, 2004

dirty bits

refers to genitalia

After a day of hard work, we shagged our dirty bits.

by vaughnster December 25, 2010

two bits

"Put my two cents in" originates from the older "put my two bits in" and has its origin in the game of poker. When playing poker you have to make a small bet before the cards are dealt called an "ante" to begin play in that hand.
This phrase draws an analogy to the poker ante (two bits) and gains your entry into the conversation.

Two bits means one quarter (currently the American twenty five cent piece). This comes from the older term "piece of eight".

Today we have coins minted in different denominations - nickel, dime, and quarter in the U.S. - but this was not always so. Gold and silver coins once served as currency, with the value of the coin equal to the value of the gold or silver contained in the coin. To obtain currency valued at less than a full gold coin, coins would be scored and split into pieces. This is how one would make change so to speak.

Coins could be split into halfs, quarters, and eighths. One eighth of a coin was called a "piece of eight" and also called a "bit". Two pieces of eight is equal to one quarter. Hence "two bits" is a quarter.

Person 1: "....That is just my two cents"

Person 2: "You mean, 'My Two Bits' you moron... by misquoting the phrase, you illustrate just how stupid you are and your opinion should be disregarded."

by Chris July 22, 2006

blissful mysterious nastiness

The distinct face made when bringing up subjects of a questionable nature or thinking about them without meaning to.

dirty and/or creepy at times

also used to describe a state of being

and usually followed by a comment like "get your mind out of the gutter!"

After sharing the story about lasts nights adventure, a blissful mysterious nastiness face suddenly appeared upon his face!!

by u.know.u.love.me10 December 7, 2007

blisasianhite

When a black girl, hispanic, asian, and white girl are all hanging together in a group or social gathering.

"We are soooo blisasianhite"

"Didn't know you were blisasisnhite"

by ewhore May 18, 2009

bliss

When you currently don't give a shit about anything.

I'm in bliss. I have no worries about anything right now.

by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018

bliss

at night when i lay in bed i often fantasize about how you're here next to me holding me close how our voices are so low because we are that relaxed and how i run through your hair and over your face (i love doing that) and i give your hands permission to explore me little do you know do you how aroused i get by just one little touch or your short breath on my back my fingers need to trace your form too the outlines as much as the details every hiding inch is of great importance to me

then when our tongues join the exchange let me tell you that there is no other place or time i can imagine id rather be then right here in the smooth wetness of your tongue in the last resort for broken lovers too stupid or hopeful or both to ever give up that promised piece of bliss.

by Krkič March 29, 2020