Blizzard

When you snort cocaine but sneeze and it all falls out

At a party i acidently pulled a blizzard

by Pharamasset August 22, 2016

Blizzard

A blizzard is when you ejaculate into a cup and the clip your toe-nails into it the semen. You then proceed to paint your roommate's 'Scarface' poster with what's the mixture in the cup.

Ben is wiping off his 'Scarface' poster because Max performed a blizzard.

by Bro Biden December 22, 2008

blizzard

After smoking ten blunts, thus smoking two blizzies, you have unleashed a blizzard.

"Shit, baby, I smoked so much last night, it was a fucking blizzard."

by Spoof January 25, 2005

Banana Blizzard

The Banana Blizzard is the most misunderstood and uncommon of the fruity disasters, it is completely oblivious to nearly everything and is confused and unsure of the direction it plans to go. Although the Banana Blizzard is very hard to associate yourself with, everyone should make it a goal to see at least one within their lives. See also; Strawberry Avalanche, Limonada Hurricana, and Kiwi Landslide.

Boy; "Turn your head in a fast jerking motion. It will please me"

Girl: No way!!

Bystander: OH NO HERE COMES THE BANANA BLIZZARD!!!

by iRide4Jaden August 18, 2011

Bizaardvark

When you get sharted on

Why did you bizaardvark on me. Why did you shart on me

by Iamsocool.jpg August 14, 2017

bizzaro

When something doesn't make any sense, or you start shouting it for no reason because you're just feeling bizarro

"Yo check out my new decks! I fry eggs on them!"
"Bizzaro! Let me cut off your penis!"

by Megatron August 6, 2003

buzzard

long haired drunk still living in the 80's, wears tight acid washed jeans and drives a red Z-28

by lola August 24, 2003