The act of being motha-like. Or going to the SLC and enjoying the fact Stalin wore their suit on the awards day and also getting freaked the hell out by that crazy bitch at subway and wearing powersuits, and constantly cursing, and having a hand motion to say 'MOTHAA' to and being freaked out by the GRUDGE!
TOSHIO IS IN YOUR CORNER!
TOSHIO IS IN YOUR CORNER!
by mothatata April 14, 2008
Get the motha betchy mug.Meaning a lack of experience when referring to "the bases."
1st Base) French - Kissing. Usually with tongue.
2nd Base) Feel - To cop a feel, grope, or fondle.
3rd Base) Finger - Sexual stimulation using the hands. Oral sex could take place after this point.
Home Plate) Fuck - Sex, intercoarse.
Baseball is being used as a metaphor for intimacy. In baseball, if a player is on the bench they are not in the game.
1st Base) French - Kissing. Usually with tongue.
2nd Base) Feel - To cop a feel, grope, or fondle.
3rd Base) Finger - Sexual stimulation using the hands. Oral sex could take place after this point.
Home Plate) Fuck - Sex, intercoarse.
Baseball is being used as a metaphor for intimacy. In baseball, if a player is on the bench they are not in the game.
"So, Evan, how did things go with Erica last night?" said Ben.
"It was pretty chill, man. The movie sucked though." Evan replied.
"Did she let you cop a feel at the movie?"
"Dude, I'm still on the bench."
"That was like your fifth date. Shouldn't you be getting a little action by now?"
"Naw man, we're taking things slow."
"It was pretty chill, man. The movie sucked though." Evan replied.
"Did she let you cop a feel at the movie?"
"Dude, I'm still on the bench."
"That was like your fifth date. Shouldn't you be getting a little action by now?"
"Naw man, we're taking things slow."
by KayKay<3 May 16, 2010
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Get the bench watching mug.A large, flat ass on a woman. As if she flattened it through excessive time spent sitting on a park bench.
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by wild_prairie_gal January 12, 2009
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This is typically accomplished in an office setting but can be enjoyed anywhere.One must be very careful not to shart when performing this gracious act.
This is typically accomplished in an office setting but can be enjoyed anywhere.One must be very careful not to shart when performing this gracious act.
by Storm Martin March 9, 2008
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Brady: I got scared man
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