Beads

Refers directly to the beadiness of the eyes. especially beady mother fuckers and/or squinty-eyed dowies. spreads negativity and depression.

"That boy James Dawson is the beadiest mother fucker i have ever seen." or "suck on my beads like you're milking sue dawson, mrrrowwww."

by James Michael Dawson November 19, 2007

Beadle

someone who spends his time (both while awake and asleep) masturbating behind a computer screen

Don't be a beadle

by ms November 27, 2003

Beja Vous

Color exclusivity in clothing, home decor, etc.

"She bought a whole new outfit in that same awful color, it was like Beja Vous!"

by Ron Rabie May 14, 2008

Bejank

Used to describe something that is overly awesome.

guy 1: did you know Cinemax shows porn at night?
guy 2: no way! that is so bejank!

by cahara January 17, 2009

Beadle

a total prick

ure beadle

by sparky November 29, 2003

beady eye

when your eye sticks a few centimeters outta your eye socket

Sonya Khalil
Manager of Pizza Hut - Rosemeadow

by Anonymous April 12, 2003

Beadle's About

A cautionary exclamation usually uttered after breaking wind in order to warn those around you of the imminent smell. Derived from the television show "Watch Out, Beadle's About!" in which chirpy bearded funnyman, Jeremy Beadle, played convoluted pranks on an unsuspecting member of the public.

Crispin: Watch out, everyone, Beadle's about.

Helen: Did a rat die up your arse again,
Crispin, coz THAT STINKS.

Crispin: I did warn ya!


Note: Deviations on the same theme are also possible, eg. simply using the word "Beadle" to denote a flatulent eruption - "Sorry guys, I've just dropped a Beadle"

by Matt April 27, 2004