Scratch Yoda Behind the Ears

The act of masturbating to Star Wars, especially the non-human actors. As seen on iSketch.

Person 1: Awe man, I was watching Star Wars last night. The Twi'lek got me so hot, I had to Scratch Yoda Behind the Ears.
Person 2: *Just looks at Person 1 Awkwardly*

by SexyJonesy March 1, 2012

peaches behind the pole

code word for someone ultra sketch who creeps you frequently. someone who lurks, is obsessed, see also creeper

that guy is totally creeping you. lookout PEACHES! PEACHES BEHIND THE POLE!

by tech stine January 2, 2009

miles behind

If you don't know you'r already miles behind

"Your not exactly streets behind your more miles behind"

by Barfing January 20, 2015

smiling behind the wheel

To masturbate while driving

Dave: Yo, where's Lance?

Jason: He got caught smiling behind the wheel. Might be looking at a public indecency charge.

Tetsuo: Dang yo!

by FriendOrFlake October 9, 2014

The man behind the curtain

A term for referring to the shaft of a uncircumcised man.

The trick to having oral sex with an uncircumcised man is to find his Wizard of Oz—otherwise known as The Man Behind the Curtain.

by rc78 October 30, 2010

Behind Closed Curtains

A radio show on WUMF 100.1 from 12:00 AM to 2:00 AM Tuesday mornings.

They tuned into Behind Closed Curtains to listen to some kick ass music.

by Eagle Ray February 11, 2009

Beebingtons

Something stupid and dumb that can ruin your day, or the perfect word to use when describing something ridiculous or pointless. Also may be shortened to "Beebs".

Damn, I cant believe you got another parking ticket, beebingtons! I hate that chick...beeeebs.

by Eswis May 1, 2010