Scratch Yoda Behind the Ears

The act of masturbating to Star Wars, especially the non-human actors. As seen on iSketch.

Person 1: Awe man, I was watching Star Wars last night. The Twi'lek got me so hot, I had to Scratch Yoda Behind the Ears.
Person 2: *Just looks at Person 1 Awkwardly*

by SexyJonesy January 31, 2012