Bed-Breaker

An ass of a female individual that a male would like to have sex with in a wild and very powerful way, enough to break a bed, as aposed to a female who has a an ass to which a male would be gental during sexual intercorse. A 'Bed-Breaker Ass' is an ass ' you would rag the fuck out of so hard you'd break your bed'

Aisha's ass is the first ever officail Bed-Breaker ass

by Burr & Sunny January 29, 2009

bed panic

The feeling of horror which occurs when staff and patients in a hospital ward realise there are not enough bed pans to go around, and several bedbound patients in urgent need to urinate or defecate.

There was a bed panic in the ward last night, followed by a lot of extra laundry!

by w00fdawg October 1, 2005

Bed-warming

Cultivating flirtatious relationships with multiple people at once to be sure of having a sexual partner and emotional caretaker lined up when the relationship/marriage you're in ends.

Usually done dishonestly, by people who are incapable of functioning without an audience giving them constant affirmation that they exist. Often indicates emotional immaturity and narcissism.

Bed-warming is most effective online, where real details of the bed-warmer's life and circumstances are not visible.

"Seriously? Check out his recently-added friends, they're all good-looking women. He's bed-warming."

"Dude, she's bed-warming. Don't take it personally. Or at least don't take it seriously."

"Do you like crowds? Because you're in one. He's bed-warming you and at least six other people."

"Run away. Bed-warmer. And married. And a pathological liar looking for a therapist/mommy/housekeeper/bill-payer/way out of the marriage."

by Hercules Grantwood February 4, 2012

Bed squeaking

To masturbate at a summer camp on a bed made of springs. It makes a squeaking sound so everyone else in the cabin knows your jacking off.

At camp when i was masturbating/bed squeaking the guy under me kept yelling "would you stop it!!!" it also works for minorities like women and gays, too!

by bedsqueakerCLH May 15, 2011

bed job

when someone is so desperate for sex that they start to hump their bed pretending it is a real person.

OR

they are practising their moves on the bed by themselves to get ready for later tonight

"hmmm.. i think i might bed job to get in the mood"

OR

"i cant score with anyone! :( *sighs* guess ill just bed job"

by Urban Dictionary August 22, 2007

bed boi ting

1. Anything against the U.S. law.
2. Bad Boy Thing in an armenian accent.
3. There is no 3.

Me N H-Dogg just busted a cap in his ass. We did a bed boi ting.

by BiGi101 June 3, 2007

bed cereal

cereal that is kept by your bed just in case you need a snack

It was 12:00 at night when I started to get the rumblies, good thing I had my bed cereal.

by yesterday38494 December 11, 2011