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Heavy Breathing

When you hear someone masturbating while having a conversation via either phone or any other forms of inter-communications e.g. Skype.
"I was skyping Steve last night and I heard him heavy breathing"

"Heavy breathing is fun until everyone knows you do it"
by SteveMyMainMan July 9, 2016
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Beasting

To become a beast is:

1.to become real good at something i.e. video games, the guitar, football game

2.to become ferocious and belligerent and to engage in actions of violence or disrespect.

'Beasting' or 'beasting it' is to engage in actions which demonstrate any of the two before stated definitions.
1. Dang, i was playing Halo with that cat and he started beasting it like a mother fucker. He killed everybody, dawg!

2.yo, cuz, when he fount out his girl was doin that mofo down the street, he started beasting it on them people walking by.
by Easter E June 23, 2008
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Beasting

Beasting;
The act of tearing shit up, aggressive action, to go through something effortlessly.
Nigga, you see that ass over there? I was Beasting that pussy last night.
by Beast Wilkinson October 24, 2012
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beating your dick

How is this not defined on Urbandictionary after all these years?
*knock on bathroom* "What are you doing in there man, beating your dick? Let's go already!"
by makinpizzasbro420 June 30, 2014
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Banting

Lawro - "I fucked your mum last night!"

Kris - "Oh that's not funny!"
Lawro - "Don't worry man, I was just Banting!"
by Classic Lawro July 2, 2015
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Fire Breathing Kitten

Comes from the scientific word: Feline respirate pyro, the fire breathing kitten is native to the Western Hemisphere. They feed off the fried corpses of their victims. They don't like sudden movements towards them or water (like normal cats). They make excellent pets and guard animals.

Their diet includes anything they can catch and whatever the hell they feel like eating. They can grow to a total of one foot in length, eight inches in height. They come in a variety of colors including: orange, brown, black, grey, yellow, and white. They can also come in different patterns: Stripes, spots, and solid.

The fire from the kitten comes from the stomach region. It takes a deep breath and expels the fire through the mouth. To prevent from overheating and the fire inside the stomach alive, the kitten expels steam and smoke through the nostrils.
"Did you hear what happened to George"
"What?"
"He broke into Jean's house and was devoured by a Fire Breathing Kitten.
by Baby Wolverine February 8, 2010
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fire breathing cunt dragon

Generally describes a person of small stature who instead of producing words tends to rain fiery slander all over those who surround them and try to destroy any remaining drop of happiness that might exist in their lives.

They also have been known to occasionally devour princesses and steal their coffee mugs which they then defend obsessively.

FBCD= Fire breathing cunt dragon
Girl 1: I think I'm going to have some coffee (reaching for princess mug).

FBCD: Uh uh gurl thats mah princess mug you savage biatch.

Girl 1: I just want some coffee....

FBCD: Uh uh you sketch-ass space bitch thats mah mug (emitting fire out of mouth).

Girl 1: You are such a fire breathing cunt dragon!

FBCD: (Breaths fire while snatching princess mug and simultaneously smacking girl in the face)
by I.AM.GREAT February 20, 2011
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