Basted

When you empty a truck load of semen into her vag. Much to the same effect one sees when basting a turkey.

"Bro, I totally basted this chick last night, I could fill a mason jar with how much I came."

by Vampectits October 1, 2016

glorified bartender

A loose doctor who writes prescriptions for whatever you want with no qualms. Also see "quack."

I heard this first on the Bill Maher show. It was in reference to Anna Nicole Smith's doctor.

Did you hear about the cocktail of prescription meds they found in Anna Nicole Smith?

Yeah, no wonder she was always so spun.

Her doctor was just a glorified bartender.

by Jared Prox May 8, 2007

black-barred

Used primarily in gaming terminology. Refers to the amount of "health" a character has left. Often health shows up as a red or green bar on the screen, as the health diminishes the bar becomes black. The term "black-barred" is used when an individual has so little health remaining that no red or green may be seen, simply the black bar that has replaced it. Generally used as an expression of emergency.

I need a healer, I am black-barred!

I can't fight that guy while I am black-barred.

I hit that guy so many times, he must be black-barred.

by Hbrodie April 4, 2016

No bolds barred

Overt usage of font formatting giving text that ransom note appearance

Th typeface blog had No bolds barred

by Hercolena Oliver April 18, 2010

Blarted

A burp that smells like a fart

Blarted... A smell so rancid I can't tell if you burped or farted

by Dicko Murp April 8, 2017

barred

also 'bar'
disagreeing with someone or saying no. most commonly used in the byron bay region of Australia.

joe - "come party tonight bro!"
jim - "barred i'm too tired from last night."

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josh - "stop hitting yourself! stop hitting yourself!"
ben - "BAR IT LADD!"

by rebit August 26, 2011

barned

to have a three-some with a horse.

dude did you hear about that girl and her friends who choked the chicken and then got barned?

by Jenn Thayer September 5, 2004