Get the Benson mug.Bannondong is an impotent dong who seeks to rule the world by acquiring all of the dongs. He already has his own dong and the dong of Geert Wilders and is closing in on the dong of Marine LaPenne. It is said that his motives are pure dongs; he simply wants to dong the dong of dongs on every dongday.
by Catty McGee August 8, 2019
Get the Bannondong mug.Verb or Noun. User defined. My sister uses it to replace such verbs as "go", "believe", "be", and such nouns as her dog "Emma"
To banoonce or not to banoonce. Let's banoonce our way to the park. Oh, where did the little banoonce (i.e Emma) go? Get the banoonce outta here.
by scooter_55 March 7, 2007
Get the banoonce mug.Someone that has no clue what it feels like to win or feel good about themselves, Someone that fails at there attempt to do anything.
by Teh-maker January 1, 2010
Get the Banoongaa mug.A dyke that, when presented with sexual opportunity, passes out (due to drunkenness) before any sexual activity can be accomplished
We thought that she would be down for group sex, but she passed out on the couch instead. What a banoner.
by angelboi May 15, 2010
Get the Banoner mug.A person of great status who excels in the art of soccer. He is likely to have a penis the size of a hockey stick of which can be used to please many a woman. It can also be used to describe something completely awesome.
That sex was totally Bansoo.. you're really really Bansoo
That guy is a proper Bansoo, I heard he scored a hatrick and then made his woman orgasm 20 times!
That guy is a proper Bansoo, I heard he scored a hatrick and then made his woman orgasm 20 times!
by JamesBoobyFace June 14, 2010
Get the Bansoo mug.A mythical unicorn-like beast with the normal narwhal-like horn being replaced with a partially eaten banana.
We sat silently in the moonlight and watched the elegant banoonacorn stumble clumsily through the meadow
by ScienceBitch August 10, 2012
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