Bannondong 

Bannondong is an impotent dong who seeks to rule the world by acquiring all of the dongs. He already has his own dong and the dong of Geert Wilders and is closing in on the dong of Marine LaPenne. It is said that his motives are pure dongs; he simply wants to dong the dong of dongs on every dongday.

The name of this king of dongs is Bannondong Dongmire, but he is known by his alias, Dongydongdong.

Bannondong by Catty McGee August 8, 2019

Bannondorf 

Bannondorf is a powerful sorcerer who seeks to rule Freeworld by acquiring all three branches of Government. He already possesses the Tribranch of Execution which grants him frightening powers, is closing in on the Tribranch of Legislature, and is chipping away at the current possessors of the Tribranch of Judiciary. It is said that his motives are pure hate; he simply wants to make the world as miserable as he is.

The name of this king of thieves is Bannondorf Dragmire, but he is known by his alias, Steve Bannon.

Bannondorf by Catty McGee March 4, 2017