Bannondong

Bannondong is an impotent dong who seeks to rule the world by acquiring all of the dongs. He already has his own dong and the dong of Geert Wilders and is closing in on the dong of Marine LaPenne. It is said that his motives are pure dongs; he simply wants to dong the dong of dongs on every dongday.

The name of this king of dongs is Bannondong Dongmire, but he is known by his alias, Dongydongdong.