Fuck me sideways running backwards with a monkey wrench

when you wanna say FML

Banker: You owe me 1.000.000.000$

Me: Fuck me sideways running backwards with a monkey wrench

by Strafferen September 16, 2009

backyard ballistics

Backyard ballistics (BB) is Totse's forum concerning pyrotechnics and explosives.

unlike "bad ideas" the level of knowledge that the regular members posess is quite high.

They are verry concerned about safety and will in no way-ever condone violence

take it up in BB, and be prepared to be sent home, kidiot.

by mokothar May 13, 2005

backwards-stupid

describes a really ironic and unintelligent action or statement that someone did

"What they did and said was so...so backwards-stupid."

by nickwrm September 25, 2006

backyard show pony

When in the backyard and giving it to a girl from behind in the ass in front of a crowd of people.

I was at a bar-b-que last week and Troy gave pam a backyard show pony.

by Dr. Big Junk January 14, 2009

Backwards Jammy

Sitting on the toilet backwards and taking a dump, leaving a poo smudge on the front of the toilet bowl.

Hey Janes gone out for a bit, lets leave a Backwards Jammy in her toilet!! She'll never know how we got a poo stain on THAT side of the toilet!!

by backwardsjammy June 1, 2011

Backwards Dumb Bitch

A woman that leaves a good man for a lesser boy

1. He has a lower paying job.
2. He has to move in with her to get out of his moms basement.
3. He's ugly as fuck.
4. He doesn't own a car.
5. He has a smaller dick.
6. He's he is still in love with his ex.

Any of these or all defines her as this.

You broke up with your man for this kid you are a Backwards Dumb Bitch

by Joeboo October 5, 2016

Backyard Boy

A backyard boy is a person (mostly a boy) that is a celebrity and usually has the aesthetic of a feeling as if they are your girl/boyfriend that would take you on the cutest dates.

"Han Jisung is such a Backyard boy, his selfies make me feel as if he sent them to me!"

by frgtrhyjtu67jw6hegrwfeqw January 20, 2021