finger blasting

Using your fingers to pleasure a females vaginal region. Basically fucking a girl with your fingers.

Man, I was finger blasting this chick last night.

by Roz October 28, 2003

jefferson blast

It originates from the episode of South Park called The Jeffersons. In this episodes a new person moves into South Park who is supposed to be Michael Jackson in disguise. This new person is called Michael Jefferson. Mr. Jefferson likes to sing and makes these sounds: hee hee (said in a very high voice), jikjamona, jahmone, jikjabeejerka. So a Jefferson blast is when you make any of these sounds at random periods in time.

Person 1- Inside the core of the sun hydrogen-

Person 2- HEE HEE
Person 1- god dammit Elliot. Will u quit doing Jefferson blasts!

by poopy butt January 16, 2016

Crack blast

Slang term for explosive diarrhea or can also be used as a negative expletive to express extreme frustration.

Man that Taco Bell had me crack blastin’ for half an hour straight!

CRACK BLAST! We lost

by Exa_N0ri May 8, 2021

Blast Shat

To ferociously shoot diarrhea or shit from the anal part of your body and die.

"An old lady was driving and blast shat herself and died"

by Waisian March 30, 2017

blast a cig

Smoking a cigarette very fucking quickly. Usually on a break at work or between smoking bowls/blunts.

You: Blast a cig?
Me: Bet.

20 secs later...

You: Slow down! That cherry looks like a light saber!!
Me: Well shit, you're just now lighting up?

by SmopeDoker October 30, 2011

bazooka blast

when you bouta end a bitch life

i swear to god when she told me that shit i wanted to bazooka blast that hoe

by blondie1041 January 15, 2017

Raspberry Blast

Blowing a raspberry on the tip of your partners' penis or clitoris

Martha gave me a Raspberry Blast last night, I spaffed everywhere.

by RyizzleTheSpaffinator October 28, 2013