Your Mum's abortion was a fail.

Following the "your mum" trend, this comeback can be used in most situations. Completely meaningless but completely amazing to use. Basically meaning, your mum had an abortion, but it failed and your still here. "Your dad's condom was a fail." is also appropriate.

"That was a fail."
"Your mum's abortion was a fail."

(Can be replaced with "Your dads condom..")

by atlweightlesslover March 10, 2011

aborate

Get lost, swerve, Fuck off, get out of my face

You look fat. Answer: aborate

Ask a latina for her number she answers back: ABORATE!!

by El TITI March 19, 2014

dung beetle abortion

A style of low-rent abortion performed world-wide. A large dung beetle or similar insect is released into a woman's vagina to locate and eat the fetus. Often results in disease and/or internal damage.

Mozambique has many back-alley abortionists skilled in dung beetle abortion.

Carla had a dung beetle abortion done and the little motherfucker bit off her clit.

by jkey December 6, 2007

abortion

The termination of a pregnancy. Abortion, at the very least, needs to be left open as an option in cases of rape (so as not to further victimize the woman by forcing her to carry the child of her assailant), incest, and when the mother's life is in danger (as in an ectopic or tubal pregnancy, which will kill the mother if carried to term). Dangerous "back alley" abortions would also result if abortion were banned completely. An interesting contradiction in terms is that supposed "pro-lifers" also tend to be in favor of the death penalty, and have a real bad habit of shooting doctors and blowing up abortion clinics. It's also very difficult to decide exactly when life begins. By Pro-lifer logic, masturbation would probably also be considered murder, as sperm are technically alive and somewhat human (haploid). What they don't seem to understand is that there's a difference between something that is merely "human" and a full-blown, sentient "person." Admittedly, abortion is despicable when used merely as an alternative form of birth control (instead of the pill or a condom), but it's a woman's right protected under the law.

Diana opted to have an abortion, rather than carry her pregnancy to term.

by cmdrmonkey December 23, 2004

arboriholic

A person that lives, breathes, speaks and is passionate about trees. Someone that can't talk about anything else but tree's and the care for them.

I thought that he would never shut up about tree's he must be an Arboriholic!

by Thetreewhisperer September 17, 2017

aborfitz

(1) When defining extreme experience or mastership in a field. It should be used when comparing to your current group of peers.

(2) The winner of something.

Pronunciation: Ah-Bohr-Fits

"I'm the basketball aborfitz"
The shorthand of this would be "I'm the aborfitz" Respectively.
"He's good, but he's no aborfitz"

by Matt Discombe March 3, 2008

ambort

A fine, handsome, young boy who is good with the girls,great in bed and a good kisser.

Oh my gosh!!!!,it's an ambort!he's so fine!!!!!

by hohonator July 8, 2011