sputtering willis

The release of feces while attempting to flatulate similar to the shart. Most often accompanied by a exclamation of your own surpise, i.e. DAMN, I JUST SHIT MY PANTS!, and unconciousness.

Damn Son, I just totally did a sputtering willis ::fall into coma::

by David Goreman July 11, 2004

Slick Willy

42nd President of the United States of America.

Slick Willy was able to beat out Bob Dole in the 1996 election.

by Rodney Basil October 24, 2003

bruce willis

A great actor who is very successful at playing a wide variety of characters. Best known for his roles in Die Hard, Pulp Fiction, and Armageddon.

"Yippee ki-ay, motherfucker!"

by SAOG January 15, 2005

free willie

when you cum on yo bitch's tits

I was doin her hard, and when I was finished I free willied all over her sexy chest.

by disneysucks July 29, 2008

Bruce Willis

Yippe-ki-yay-Mother Fucker

best quote from all die hard movies said by bruce willis

"Yippe-ki-yay-Mother Fucker"

youtube video
/watch?v=VTRtwCjk1EI

by |Grayfox| November 30, 2009

filthy willy

Similar to a <wet willy>. The diffrence being the moisture on the finger being inserted into one's ear canal is not saliva but instead male seminal fluid from the vagina post intercourse.

I snuggled with Billy after sex as just as he fell alseep I gave him the filthy willy. BOW!!

by SeriouslyLiz June 14, 2008

willie wacker

Mans reproductive organ
Penis

you have a small willie wacker
stop playin with ur willie wacker

by mike October 16, 2003