put a smile on one's face

to make someone feel happy.

Look at Freddy, he looks so sad, let's go and put a smile on his face. ( put a smile on one's face.)

by Nabeel, January 16, 2008

a scale of one to dead

A scale used to judge the screwed-upness of a situation, where a value of '1' indicates that a situation is only slightly screwed up, whilst a value of 'dead' indicates that the situation is extremely screwed up and nothing can be done about it. Unlike the more commonly used scale of one to ten, a scale of one to dead implies that the situation has already been screwed up and all that can be done now is to limit the damage. The scale is thus used to determine exactly how much damage control is possible, and if a more sensible option wouldn't be to just avoid the whole thing. Often used in connection with exams, tests and sexual health clinics. Variations include "a scale of one to fucked", and "a scale of one to OMG we're all gonna die".

Girl1: I haven't revised for this exam at all. I'm so screwed.
Girl2: How bad is it? On a scale of one to dead?
Girl1: Definitely dead. My mum's gonna kill me.

by antimorph July 3, 2007

a cool sharp one

Simply-put: The slang difinition for a long and painful shit.

"Where were you man?"
"Oh, I'm sorry, I had to take a cool sharp one."

by Remtorik September 18, 2006

one in a million

Being conceived even though both birth control and a condom were used.

Dude, how did she get pregnant, I fucking used a condom and she used birth control, that's like one in a million.

by Cazo March 18, 2009

One in a million

A god, someone who is above all standards, makes everything look easy and rarely has had a moment in time where a girl was not present in his life

Dave is deff one in a million

by poppin my colla\' October 25, 2006

A True Sexy One

A True Sexy One, does not make a plan to be sexy, they don't try, they just are! A true sexy ones exude sexiness 24/7. Their sexual energy is often very intense yet truthful. A True Sexy Ones often think about sex, dream about sex & love having a lot of it with their Lover! Pheromones are speaping out of these individuals on a continual basis.

I feel sexy,

I look sexy,

I love sexy, therefore I am Sexy!

"Let me poor my sexy all over your sexy!"

If you have ever met a True Sexy One, you may start to feel sexy, confident and totally in the Flow, the sexual flow that is and what a wonderful place to be. A True Sexy One will pass on sexual energies to those around and asking. A true sexy one never pushes sex on or at any living being. A true sexy one is at peace and totally zen'd out, another reason they are so sexy !

by Yes Yum Please! May 19, 2016

On a whole nother one

When someone does something thing outlandishly brain baffling. That you just look at them with mental and visual concern

You see a homeless man getting beat by a 4yr

You say
"nah lil bro on a whole nother one
rn"

by Lamp Man or Lemur boy May 17, 2022