About A Week Ago

1. The approximate length in time necessary for an individual to acknowledge/realize a specific activity or event before all persons within hearing proximity repeat the phrase and spontaneously break into "shmoney" aka the "shmoney dance" (varying levels of proficiency in the shmoney dance result in ~90% failure rate/looking like a scrub). Not recommended for those of European descent (honkeys).
2. A period in time (about a week ago) when Mitch dropped a body.

Hingle: My grandma died recently...
McCringleberry: Oh wow I'm so sorry when did she pass?
Hingle: About a week ago...

McCringleberry: What?

Hingle and McCringleberry: ABOUT A WEEK AGO *break into shmoney*

by HADOZEN April 1, 2016

Rag Week

(Everything Umbongo says is 80% true and 100% funny, but he could have added:) RAG WEEK is traditionally a part of the British university calendar. It is a fund-raising week for the poor and disadvantaged (not themselves), where students try to palm off funny writings, and (say) push toilets along the main street of town, swallow ugly-looking fluids, or try to set up new Guinness records for bedhopping, for fun and public cash. Errrr, but apart from that usual stuff, they give some of the resulting money to local or larger charitable organisations, such as the SLC (Student Loans Company).

A: So what are you doing for Rag Week?
B: I think I'll just stay in bed.
A: Have you got sponsorship for that?
B: No, but I have got a whoppin hangover.

by kofi May 15, 2003

Diversity Week

Diversity Week
1. 7 days out 365 in which black hip-hop crews are invited to preform. The effort is generally displayed as a culturally sensitive, yet cutting edge and hip foray into the wild world of marginally poor ethnic minorities. See hip-hop week.

"Ya know, Becky, for a Diversity Week, there sure was like, a definite lack of indian people, or like white people, or like, even Mexicans. I mean, come on! No Mexicans? They're totally diverse."

"Chyah! What did you think diverstity week means, a gathering of different cultures, races, and nations coming together to celebrate the humanity they all share? As if!"

by Beau Vine November 28, 2005

japanese flag week

N., referring to that delightful week most women expel from their uteruses a lining consisting of blood

Yeah, she's being pretty assie she must be celebrating Japanese flag week.

by Stew Pedasso October 31, 2003

Hell Week

Typically one week of extensive mental and physical training in order to get in shape for actual conditions. Another form of initiation or re-socialization.

Usually military related, sports teams and fraternities and sororities.

The football coach recommended to stay hydrated because there would be limited water breaks during hell week.

Once off the bus, the army recruits were stripped of their personal belongings and it was followed by intense interval training as a hell week introduction.

by WarDubO February 8, 2009

senior week

A week long party in which Maryland seniors who have just graduated head down to OC (Ocean City, MD) and do what ever they want for a week or more. Typicall then first week in june, the second week after graduation while everyone else is still in school. Many college students return to senior week to do it again or do it with thier old high school friends. Often described as the greates week of your life thus far.

Wake up at noon.
Head to the beach.
Pick up some chicks.
Go back to the room chill
Go out to party
Wake up and do it again.
SENIOR WEEK!!!

by windwhippingoutmycoat April 19, 2009

finals week

absolutely horrendous week where you and your friends hole up in the library to make up for the ridiculous amount of slackin' you've done over the course of the semester. However, there is some fun involved, such as getting pizza delivered to the library, spending lots of money on QT junk food, or taking pictures of your antics until someone tells you to shut up.

Girl 1 sets her Facebook status as 'Frick, i hate finals week. I have butt ton of homework, all nighter anyone?'

Girl 2's response: Yes please, library?

Guy 1's response: Word. Bring the food?

Guy 2's response: CRAPPP.. so much work. see you in a quick minute.

and so on...

by asusundevil2 May 4, 2009