2020 Vision

An abstract view of the world when the world is a giant toilet and humanity is being flushed down the U-bend one cataclysmic disaster at a time. The opposite of rose tinted spectacles.

I was going to go out but I remembered I have 2020 Vision so I decided to cry on the sofa instead.

by FactDeJour October 17, 2020

cyril vision

Persons gifted with Cyril Vision have the unique talent of being able to see droopy faced monsters like Cyril Sneer in inanimate objects and photographs. Those afflicted with the vision have a tendency to be twisted and dark, while still finding joy in glitter and unicorns

Hey Rachel...can you see Cyril Sneer in this picture? No, I don't have Cyril vision sadly

by candy skulls February 03, 2019

distorted vision

distorted vision it the running mate of the blur not his sidekick they split the leader duties don the middle he has the ame powers as the blur but he also uses guns and knives and swords and shit like that

distorted vision will blow yer goddam hed off while you are hiding from the blur

by billy aka the nessilator November 04, 2003

Blurred Vision

As you receive oral sex you spit in one of the ladies eye and cum in the other leaving her visually impaired

Mate i just gave your nan the blurred vision

by Jaanaspy October 10, 2015

crystal visions

A way to describe a hot hippie or free spirit.

Dang, Amanda got those crystal visions.

by Somevelevetmorning October 12, 2017

89 vision

The vision you have when you're high. It's over 4x better than 20 20 vision.

"Dude, I had the 89 vision last night after we hotboxed my mom's car."

by Ezzy Beezy October 13, 2009

ninja vision

The arcane ability of knowing where everything in your house is while in complete darkness.

*2:30 am*

Boy: *sneaks into house quietly and walks towards bathroom*
Dad: ZZzzzz....
Boy: *walks into end table* OW FUCKKKK!!
Dad: You should really develop some ninja vision, son.

by ihazinternetz July 18, 2011