Turtlehead

A word used to describe the current state of a departing poo. This term may only be used when the turd is protruding from your sphincter. Also known as "Touching cloth".

Person1 "What is that bulging in your trousers?"

Person2 "Oh that... Just a turtlehead."

by Si Todd March 4, 2004

Turtlehead Shuffle

When you have to take a shit really bad, but are not near a toilet,in attempt to relive some of the pressure,carefully farting so that ony the gas escapes from the anus,going around the massive load of shit trying to exit you as well,usually resulting in the fart smelling just like the shit poking at you.by doing this you do run the risk of shitting your pants.

Ben- Dude you smell like shit

Sean-sorry dude,I have to take a massive shit and i am doing the Turtlehead Shuffle

Ben-Ok I will get off the freeway and get your rancid ass to a restroom before you shit your pants!

by cee jay 1634 January 18, 2010

Stink the turtle

A game in which people get under the covers and fart. Last person to poke their head out wins.

We ate some chili then had an epic game of stink the turtle.

by Djprecio October 14, 2009

butter the turtle

A phrase used to describe the act of female masturbation, especially if she hasn't in a while. If you know a female who is acting cranky, bitchy, or suspicious, chances are, she could use a good turtle buttering.

"Becky, you look a bit under the weather, maybe you should go butter that turtle, it's the best thing for you."- Becky's Grandmother

Rhianna likes to butter the turtle whenever she's on stage.

by JHONNY!!! September 3, 2013

turtler

A turtler is someone in RTS (real time strategy) games who likes to set up base defences first in order to secure an expanding production line.

This type of behavior usually provides an advantage near the end of the game, since this player will have the more efficient production setup compared to the player that is forced to rush him out in order to take him out.

When two players are in a duel and they're both turtle-ing... be prepared for a long silent beginning of the match and a climactic ending..

I'm a turtler, since if I am not taken out early-game, I will dominate.

by cappie2000 October 20, 2009

Giant thumb in a turtleneck

Slang for penis

I don't see what the big deal is about a penis, it looks just like a giant thumb in a turtleneck.

by thumb in a turtleneck December 3, 2009

turtle's head

When you are having a life threatening shit. It partially comes out of your anus and gets stuck because it is too big and strong to slide out easily.

The anus cannot cut through it. It will not go back inside. The only way is to power through and hope you do not blow your anus out. If you are lucky this ordeal will be over within minutes.

It won't come out, it won't go back, it's Turtle's heads! - Turtles' Heads by the Macc Lads.

by For Christ Sake! December 4, 2016