Garrotting the Turkey

Like choking the chicken but a lot more frantic and urgent. Also known as wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, strangling the snake, masturbating or no handed pushups

Im so horny, I need to Garrott the Turkey!

by Tim Evans February 5, 2004

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Dirty Turkey

When you pull down your pants and moon somebody, while you
reach around and pull your dick through your legs and start shakeing it.

Hey man, lets go dirty turkey those people when we drive by.

by street driver April 15, 2006

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noun: the action of using a thumb to provide manual stimulation of the vagina, called the "turkey" because the four fingers look like tail-feathers and the thumb a turkey's head when executed properly.

-So I got my thumb up in there and she loved it.
-Dude, you gave her the turkey?

by Notapussy August 28, 2009

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turkey

noun \ˈtər-kē\

A great girl; one who is smart, funny, charismatic, caring, and loving; one who will never stop supporting her school, peers, or mascot, no matter the consequences; the embodiment of what Ben Franklin hoped would be America's mascot: a symbol of peace and of thanksgiving.

Look at that girl! She never gives up, never fails to help her friends, and never stops voting. What a turkey!

by LOUDturkey2013 March 13, 2013

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Turkey

Turkey – a work safe word to describe someone who you think is:

1) Completely retarded and doesn’t know anything about what they’re talking about
2) Has an intolerable personality

Dan: Hey Stefan, are you going to Jacob's Bhangra dance this evening?

Stefan: Jai Ho! I’m going to get that shit on video. That kid is such a turkey!

by Jake Friedman August 6, 2012

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