Stopping Traffic 

An idiom that refers to a very attractive person. In most contexts, the negation of the word is used, usually to pin down someone who is moderately attractive but nothing mindblowing (see example)

Yeah man, she’s pretty cute. I mean she’s not stopping traffic or anything, but she’s definitely easy on the eyes.

Stopping Traffic by Vann Trapp January 11, 2023

Newton County Traffic Cone 

One subject lays face down with their prison purse pushed into the air after having their asshole stretched. The subject who stretched the anus then utilizes a traffic cone to funnel an alcoholic beverage of choice into the prostrated subjects anus. The funneler then removes the traffic cone, having filled the anal cavity, and inserts a silly straw to drink the rectal beverage.

"Last night I gave my man toy a Newton County Traffic Cone, with Fireball and Hot Damn. He screamed about his prison purse for an hour."

Newton County Traffic Cone by The Real Todd Ller August 7, 2017

Too Much Traffic in The Tunnel 

When an individual experiences frequent, rough or rigorous penetration in any orface, resaulting in a needed personal break from sexual activity.

I have had too much traffic in the tunnel for tonight.

Too Much Traffic in The Tunnel by Queens6696 February 8, 2019

Cape May traffic jam 

Five vehicles waiting at a red light.

I’m goin to be a minute late. Got caught in a Cape May Traffic Jam.

Cape May traffic jam by KGBJMC May 22, 2019

small off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden

Not a long curved fruit which grows in clusters and has soft pulpy flesh and yellow skin when ripe.

*points at banana* what is this?
Lie: It’s a small off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden!

small off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden by CookieTheLoafer August 27, 2022

The Red Light District three course traffic cone 

This act is when a human take oneself to the local prostitution district and selects himself a worth partner. The then a traffic cone. You the then design a three course meal menu. (This is where you can really get inventive). After preparing your meal you take traffic cone and place it firmly into the whores anus. You the slide thre three course meal into the traffic ramming it into her arse. You then place yourself under a glass table where she or he releases the concoction onto the surface of the table. The then continue to eat the mixture from the table.

Fucked a prozzy at the week end gave her the red light district three course traffic cone. Pancake rolls chilli and a trifle!

The Red Light District three course traffic cone by Echoalien May 21, 2020

Air Traffic Controller 

A person that controlls Airplanes

"Northwest 323 decend and maintain five thousand turn right heading 120"

Air Traffic Controller by Ed McCoy May 8, 2005